Recent reviews by Purrly

Yippee

Why did the lobster blush?
He pissed himself.

We're getting outta Krat with this one

It has cute cats, GOTY

I really want to love the game, I adored Kao the kangaroo round 2, but the voice acting is just so mediocre... Not the voice actors themselves, just the quality and the dialogue. I've also lost progress multiple times from glitches that cause you to reset the level, and what're the diamonds for? They have no use. I want to put my review as neutral but unfortunately there isn't an option for that so at the moment I'm leaving it as negative. I'll be changing this to positive after seeing what the first few updates have to offer.

Disconnection of everything associated via USB ports seems to be fixed, I don't know if there was a fix or if I did it myself but either way I no longer have the issue so no reason to give a negative review anymore, praise the grace!

I actually have around 6k hours, almost maxed, and I still don't know how to PvM. The evolution of combat killed this game, I also lost 5b at the sand casino but that's irrelevant

Nope ♥♥♥♥ off you must be a 6th grade drop out to think it's a good idea to put team games in a battle royale it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, as well as that the teams are usually uneven which is also ♥♥♥♥♥♥. It's the most cringe ♥♥♥♥ when you get to the 2nd last game and it's some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like fall ball and all your teammates are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ braindead and don't know basic physics, I'd literally have a 100% win rate if it wasn't for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ team gamemodes, also ♥♥♥♥ yellow team they're always ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ off

THIS "GAME" is absolute ♥♥♥♥ WHY IS THERE NOONE QUEUEING SNOWDAY AND WHEN THERE IS IT'S RANK 1 ON GLOBAL LADDER??????????????????????????????? IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO SEARCH FOR 2HRS TO FIND A MATCH THAT'S NOT EVEN IN MY REGION BUT THEN I JUST GET CLOWNED BY LITERAL PROS ♥♥♥♥ OFF THIS GAME IS DEAD ♥♥♥♥ YOU GIVE ME MY TITLE

Edit: got my title but the games still ♥♥♥♥

Edit 2: Game is UNPLAYABLE at high level in OCE, search times are 15 mins+ and when you finally do find a match it's 3 SSLs that are somehow only c3 and gc1 and you just get ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb and impossible to progress unless I wanna play on USW and get 900 ping, only way to play is casual or private matches, cringe as ♥♥♥♥

Yes good, definitely not just writing this for the steam awards trophy.....