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1 Jun, 2022 @ 6:17am 
-rep scammer & racist
14 May, 2021 @ 3:01pm 
+rep have nice day:steamthumbsup:
21 May, 2020 @ 2:39pm 
never takes a hit, reported
7 Jan, 2019 @ 10:02pm 
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[COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
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The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES

SPECIES: Cranial Males
SUBSPECIES: The Hacker (♥♥♥♥ computatis)
Courtship & Mating:
Due to extreme deprivation, ♥♥♥♥ COMPUTATIS maintains a near perpetual
state of sexual readiness. Courtship behavior alternates between
awkward shyness and abrupt advances. When he finally mates, he
chooses a female engineer with an unblinking stare, a tight mouth, and
a complete collection of Campbell's soup-can recipes.
Track:
Trash cans full of pale green and white perforated paper and old
copies of the Allen-Bradley catalog.
Comments:
Extremely fond of bad puns and jokes that need long explanations.

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31 Aug, 2018 @ 5:33am 
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
31 Mar, 2018 @ 2:57am 
Supreme ♥♥♥♥♥ consumption
26 Apr, 2017 @ 4:33am 
𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.
21 Jan, 2017 @ 8:37pm 
come back
17 Jan, 2017 @ 1:54am 
+rep harassed me and said would eat me out, overall 2/10
15 Dec, 2016 @ 9:57pm 
+rep cool doggo eater
8 Dec, 2016 @ 9:08pm 
ha, got em
8 Dec, 2016 @ 2:39am 
Your face You insulting me.Quite fun,to see people insult other people for no absolute reason.
7 Dec, 2016 @ 3:23am 
what rhymed
7 Dec, 2016 @ 2:49am 
Wow.That actually rhymed.I'm surprised.
4 Dec, 2016 @ 10:32pm 
♥♥♥♥ your so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
4 Dec, 2016 @ 1:36am 
ur fat
3 Dec, 2016 @ 4:57pm 
you're*
2 Dec, 2016 @ 3:41am 
most conspicuous aimbot
2 Dec, 2016 @ 3:40am 
2 Dec, 2016 @ 3:40am 
Charlie FM
2 Dec, 2016 @ 3:40am 
Hacker
2 Dec, 2016 @ 12:35am 
♥♥♥♥ off kristoff
1 Dec, 2016 @ 3:06am 
Don't mind me...I'm just a profile surfer.
28 Sep, 2016 @ 12:55am 
if bae 💑💏 got HIV 💉🏥😷💀 it's bout to turn into HI-WE 👫 cause we in this together 😍😘
24 Aug, 2016 @ 5:12pm 
u can
24 Aug, 2016 @ 4:24am 
i wish i could do it again
20 Aug, 2016 @ 11:16pm 
hot
20 Aug, 2016 @ 6:09am 
yea
20 Aug, 2016 @ 2:26am 
is he hot
20 Aug, 2016 @ 2:00am 
Some ♥♥♥♥♥ i ♥♥♥♥♥♥
20 Aug, 2016 @ 2:00am 
lmao who the ♥♥♥♥ is chris
19 Aug, 2016 @ 8:09pm 
stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥ islam
9 Aug, 2016 @ 2:11am 
sam lehane
9 Aug, 2016 @ 2:11am 
talk ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
8 Aug, 2016 @ 5:50am 
stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jew
22 Jul, 2016 @ 8:01pm 
add me
3 Jul, 2016 @ 2:22am 
I wish i was never born.
12 Jun, 2016 @ 7:47pm 
♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥
12 Jun, 2016 @ 4:08pm 
Have you ever been told your face smells like poo? Because it does.

OHHHHH REKT.
24 Apr, 2016 @ 3:59am 
+rep ty
7 Apr, 2016 @ 3:42am 
arent u like 10 kristoff
3 Apr, 2016 @ 2:51am 
im chris
1 Apr, 2016 @ 3:48am 
good boy
31 Mar, 2016 @ 9:50pm 
you need to stop swearing or else i will tell your parents
30 Mar, 2016 @ 10:23pm 
lolll G00d 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
30 Mar, 2016 @ 5:57am 
u are a ♥♥♥♥♥
ikaw ay puke
kill yourself
pakamatay kana
30 Mar, 2016 @ 5:41am 
hey colouring
18 Mar, 2016 @ 2:24am 
♥♥♥ idiot weeb 10yr old nerd get a life
16 Mar, 2016 @ 11:56pm 
♥♥♥