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Colorado, United States



You said you’ve gained total access to my devices? Impressive! Especially considering you can’t even gain access to coherent sentence structure. If you’ve been watching me for months, I hope you at least learned some grammar, you malware muppet.
Also, the part about my “solo action”—I laughed so hard I nearly gave you a show. You fantasizing about me says more about you than it does about me. I’d suggest touching grass, but you’d probably get lost trying to find the door.
Let them witness my glorious 1080p stroke game. I’ll even send you a better angle.
You’re a digital mosquito with a keyboard and a dream.
Buzz off. 🖕