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25.1 hrs on record
I really cannot recommend this game. I would have talked about it in a more neutral way a few hours ago, but it just not finished. When I first got it, seemed cute and relaxing, but going at least for 100% I found way too many issues.

The story itself didn't make all that much sense and was a drag to continue reading, even the character's seemed to have very rubberband-like personalities.
The gameplay loop, it was boring and a drag at the beginning, enjoyable near the middle though I wished for some automation, but by the end, I was over it. I do admit that's because I got every animal, cleared and opened everything as well as went for all the achievements.
That would be my next gripe. The achievements are basic stuff you get when playing the game, always nice and enjoyable. However, when you start automation, that doesn't count towards the tracker. when it says "Collect 100 whatever," it means you yourself must pick it. A small savior would be how it tracks what you receive, not each action.
Next the exploration. It did feel like it pushed you to explore, whether it be recipes(which you can make without finding) or feathers, sometimes a neat little conversation, in the end, none of that mattered if there are invisible walls everywhere that make even walking in a straight line annoying as all get out.

I do want to push this fact, there are invisible walls and sometimes divots everywhere that suddenly stop you in your tracts and it gets so infuriating!

I think my final complaints would be the quests and UI. You can skip aspects of a quests and sometimes lock you out of certain things, like a bigger house. Sometimes you cannot do certain final steps after if you do them too quickly, so I will forever have 5 completely locked out quests in my main save. The UI is not the best looking, takes a small while to get used to, and the graphics settings improve practically nothing but makes it run harder.

Even though I have so many gripes, I did have fun, and would have loved for it to have been polished a bit more. The farming wasn't bad, the ranching was slow to start but is useful if you wish to make foods, and the fact you can build your farm wherever you want was a nice aspect I liked.


That's all I really have to say. It felt more like a game made in the early 2010's or late 2000's than it does one that came out in 2022. It truly is not worth a 20 USD price tag- I don't think I can stomach the irritation I have to play this game again.
Posted 13 December, 2025.
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241.8 hrs on record (220.7 hrs at review time)
Became repetitive after the first couple hours. never want to touch it again
Posted 12 January, 2023. Last edited 12 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I love the game and the newest update (0.1.6) just added a new feeling for me. It is not so horror, but you still are still so enveloped into the game. There are some stuff that should be worked out, but it is early stages of it.
I suggest this game for a late night relaxing game for people not afraid of the dark. I cannot wait till more titans and jobs are added!
Posted 8 June, 2020.
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40.5 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
It's a fun and in depth game. I really enjoy it for how much i learned about tanks and just finding history about certain ones without having to look it up. there are some downsides to the game, like the amount of lag while excavations. it's is great to see inside the tank and the way it is set up.
Posted 20 April, 2020.
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