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Recent reviews by Protsky

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2 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The game is, as all these UE5 "horror" games are : a gigantic pile of steaming slop. Sexualises an "unknown age" teen, that is barely even adult. Everything is slop generated and does much to tell you about the quality of the overall game. I'm pretty sure everything in this game is either bought, downloaded for free, or generated. Do not give this game your time nor money, it is just a "sexy character horror" like many others. If the devs actually tried to make a good game instead of generating everything, it could be good, but I guess coding and making a game is not easy when you're only using one hand. Refunded.
Posted 5 July.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.2 hrs on record
Plutot pas mal, quoi qu'un peu court, mais cela fait aussi son charme. Pour un si petit prix, l'experience ce deguste tout de même avec plaisir !

Cordialement,

Professeur Otsky.
Posted 19 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Bien d'la merde
Posted 19 April.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3.0 hrs on record
The game is INSANELY BAD and lacks all the tiny bit of charm the first one had. Do not buy this game, it is unfinishable, bugged as hell, and simply bad. Message to the dev: If you spent less time with your hand in your underwear and more time actually making a proper game, you could do great things.

PS: not enough panpan.
Posted 12 April.
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1 person found this review funny
172.3 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
With an actual total hour count of 40 hours I can very much tell y'all TRY THE GAME AND GIVE IT A FAIR TRY ! It's really rewarding to actually give some time to the game, read properly, look around properly, the game let's itself be slowly discovered. And the more you play, the better it gets !
Posted 5 March.
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9 people found this review helpful
40.6 hrs on record
Please do remove the new insufferable DRM.
Posted 7 February.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
19.7 hrs on record
Might be the worst balancing i've ever seen in a RPG. Truly one of the stupidest ennemy design I've ever played against. Don't come at me with "skill issue", it is not. If you think the game is well balanced, you are wrong.
Posted 2 February.
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9 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
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1.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The game takes everything that is great about Resident Evil and makes it mediocre at best for the sole reason of sexualising an underage girl. Focus on making a good game before making a game you can goon to.
Posted 1 December, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
A little gem of a game that deserve a bit more polishing but I'm sure the devs will get there eventually !

Really fun litteral mix of Doom Eternal and Risk of Rain 2 !
Posted 28 November, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
45.1 hrs on record (35.1 hrs at review time)
THE HELLDIVERS HAVE SECURED SNOY HEADQUARTERS!
ATTENTION ALL HELLDIVERS
The Automatons who took over Snoy Headquarters have been successfully eliminated. LIBERTY now governs Super Earth once again. MANAGED DEMOCRACY shall now continue to spread throughout the galaxy.

All Helldivers who fought in this battle shall be commended the highest honour.
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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