Recent reviews by PsiProtocol

I shoota' da gun.

EDIT: They fixed it! Buy this game! Do it!


Something is really wrong with the physics right now. Your dude cannot hold a grip on your weapons, and trying to use a polearm is useless because of it. It swings around will-nilly unless you're holding it in the alternate mode. I'm not sure if this is because your character's wrists are too flexible or because the game doesn't know how to accurately simulate some character's arms being longer than others.

The hit physics are even worse. You can get lightly tapped with a sickle and bleed out, or get headbutted and immediately start flailing around like you got smacked with an anvil. The hoes are particularly egregious: get hit once and it'll hook into you without hope of escape.

Others have already said more than enough on the performance issues.


I really hope that the devs fix this, because this game is immensely fun.

Losing is fun!

OOOOOOHHHHHHH ELDEN RING! SHATTERED BY SOMEONE OR SOMETHING!!!

My beloved

I grew 6 arms and became enlightened

The game is fun, despite the bad press.

Very good.

I have over 100+ hours on the PS4 and I'm still not tired of this game. The combat is some of the best I've experienced, and the story is actually pretty good.

Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus is one of the weirdest games I've had the pleasure of playing. As Kojima's first independent game from Konami, I can say this is one of his greatest works.