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Klumz 15 Apr, 2024 @ 5:56pm

This guy smells nice

A Depressed Frog 21 Aug, 2021 @ 9:43am

I owe you a bag of ket

Klumz 13 Jun, 2020 @ 4:38am

door

Klumz 4 Dec, 2019 @ 12:06pm

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I have ever produced, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, cutting through a structural support beam in the school. The sheer weight of this historical nut combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse and every female in the vicinity to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye.