my gluten has a dog allergy

white people be like my dog has a gluten allergy

international women's day 2026 being on the one day of the year that's only 23 hours long is quite cathartic, is it not?

sometimes I like to chug a bottle of nyquil and challenge the hat man to rock paper scissors and wake up 3 days later next to a half eaten publix chicken tender sub

it's dea

this guy eats toaster strudels without the frosting :(

I was walkin down the street one day, and, you know, I be lookin at aѕses and ѕhit, and I seen lil yoga pants comin' out the nail salon. So I looked, I peeped the aѕs out, and I was like damn, she thick as fuϲk. They turned around... Dea. I was like damn, what you doing out here with all this aѕs? Doubled cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella aѕs, the sun is still out

evil proffdea be like I love programming in C++ and COBOL and python

evil MLK be like I have a nightmare

tbh: we have english class 2gether. u seem pretty chill and cool
rate: 8/10

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

dude you gotta check out this new programming language. you gotta try out this new framework. you need to use this new rust-based IDE. you should switch to the new browser that's out. yeah it's chromium but it's like de-googled or whatever

spacewar best war

meet me in hollygrove with them dіcks

april showers bring may growers

I can't believe it

can you believe I've done this "comment on dea's profile" thing every month since last march

due to the blueberry shortage, blueberry muffins rarely use actual blueberries. they started catching bees and dyeing them blue instead

new year new me!!
just kidding imma be on the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I was on last year

omg december!!!! snowmen and christmas and jewish holidays

I bet you thought I forgot about the monthly month announcement. I could never forget. It's like having twelve 9/11s every year

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the ohio rizzler has dropped by to check on your gooning session this winter. happy holidays :3

remember remember the third of november

frotting 2nite queen?
frotting 2nite queen?
frotting 2nite queen?
frotting 2nite queen?
frotting 2nite queen?
frotting 2nite queen?
frotting 2nite queen?
frotting 2nite queen?

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that were involved in the September 11th, 2001 attacks.
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

it's dea dea

what the hecky

october, time to get ~spooky~ with it. a fun october activity is spray painting pentagrams in low traffic areas to give ghost hunters a false sense of legitimacy

do you remember, the 21st night of september?
the 20th is more important.

Gay

dude it's AUGUST you know what that means. the little runts go back to school and I can eat my raw eggs in peace

I can't believe that 2012 was 30 years ago... how time flies

holy moly, we're already halfway through the year. can you believe it? July

pls accept my friend request I'm very lonely haha. well I'm not thaaaaat lonely, I just saw you playing siege and I thought 'woah they look really cool' haha. no i didn't add you bcuz you're a girl i just really like how you play and your personality! haha but we should totally play games together. like there's this really scary game called l4d2 with zombies and stuff. don't worry tho bcuz i will protect you from the zombies haha. yeah anyways it's ok because i am that really chill guy that doesn't mind making a sandwich for the girl hahaha. yeah yeah ok anyways please accept my invite and have a good day (please accept hahahah).

ProffDea

the filter got my ass. the translation should read "cυm sex". apologies for the confusion

june, the sixth month.

the word "six" in latin is "sex", which is neat, as this means "with six" translates to "♥♥♥ sex"

the dea

>_<

Dea

I am in your walls

Only $100/m rent if you live in the west wall, or you can pay the premium of $200/m for the south wall which features less noise and a monthly seafood buffet

mayday

it's may, dea! may is upon us! can you believe it?? four months down already, eight to go!

april is almost over but I made it

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