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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The concept is great, and the few levels you play on the demo were enough to tempt me to pick this game up. But honestly, the demo levels are all you need to play, it gets worse beyond those.

This game is janky as hell, which was hilarious at first and I found it kind of charming. Like the Initial D style drifting truck that floats off the ground, the stupid positioning of the materials on the truck and the unrealistic bouncy wheelbarrow and scaffolding. But as you get through to later levels it starts becoming more annoying and rage inducing. I love simulator games and I could spend hours in one sitting playing them, but I had to stop multiple times in a few levels and come back to it because of the frustration and bugs.

Seriously **** the crane, especially on the Scotland level. I've lost so many materials just by moving my mouse slightly too quickly, watching them fly off into space and then had to re-buy them. Thank goodness the game gives you a stupid amount of money to buy everything you lose through buggy means.

After 10 hours of willpower and wading through the glitches, I've managed to 100% all of the achievements, so I never have to touch this game again. The achievements you gain by unlocking every single one of the basically meaningless perks. that are only relevant on the levels you unlock them. I'm just glad I didn't have to finish the last few houses past Scotland.

If they ever decide to fix the game, I might come back and see if it's worth changing my review.

TLDR: Just play the demo, enjoy that, never pick up the full version and go play House Flipper instead.
Posted 31 July, 2022.
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12.3 hrs on record
Great gameplay and innovation, but extremely unlikable main characters. A great co-op game and works with Remote Play. Play with your friend and spend your time egging on the divorce, like we did!
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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24.2 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Dwarves. Mead. And Mining. It's Perfection!
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
80.9 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Had this game for just over two years now, pre-steam release. Absolutely amazing game. Completely gripping from the get go; with lots of different types of people, scenarios and things to do!
Posted 17 July, 2016.
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