You have the big gay, yes?

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yiff me harder

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I sexually Identify as Soldier 76. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sprinting around using aimbot to gun people down, screaming "TANGO DOWN" into my mic after every collateral. People say to me that being Soldier 76 is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install an augmented reality visor into my face, and Lockheed Martin design and build me a heavy pulse rifle with triple 70mm helix rocket clusters. From now on I want you guys to call me “John 'Jack' Morrison” and respect my right to kill and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a soldierphobe and need to check your soldier privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

12 things ur doing:
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
Copy and paste to 1 Profile, tomorrow will be your best day ever kek