Recent reviews by Probably

nice

wow

good gam not just anime tiddies but also maybe a few

+great game with a (potentially) limitless skill ceiling
-90% of the community is utter G A R B A G E

If you want to play the game properly, use a 3rd party matchmaking system e.g. FaceIt/ESEA
because 90% of the people you come across in Valve matchmaking are horrible, selfish people who will ruin your game if they find that to be more entertaining than playing the game as intended.

Honestly the level of absuloute dogshittery that goes on in this game in indescribable, I had never met a person with negative IQ until I played CS:GO.
The amount of sheer aggressive stupidity displayed by DMG's finest players has actually made me so angry that I've considered buying an AK-47 for $2700, walking across the street to the local nursery and gunning down innocent children as the life sentence I would acquire from such an afternoon activity would be less painful than having to play another game with creatures as retarded as the people Valve matchmaking throws at me.

so basically, if you're ok with being screamed at by russian preteens who need to eat everything in liquid form due to their inability to handle cutlery, and you're ok with having the entire team be AFK for 29 rounds while you desperately attempt to ace every round..... you'll have a great time.