Recent reviews by ProbNotCross

Just the act of living is too much to ask for a town that doesn't exist.

Yakuza 0 is an emotional rollercoaster that will captivate the heart of every player.

It has everything, pure unfiltered action, some of the funniest (imo) comedy in gaming and a heartbreaking story about 2 people fighting their way through the terrifying world of 1980' Japan.

The gameplay is smooth and really well done, once you get the hang of it you breeze through every enemy, but it never becomes "too easy".
The sidestories are very creative and funny, you never know what will happen next!
And the story is something I never knew would impact me this much. The relationship between Kiryu and Nishikiyama, Majima's entire Arc, it was amazing till the end.

I can't wait to see what future instalments have in store!

I just finished my first playthrough on Dark Souls 3 in around 40 hours of playtime. And I have to say, that in all of these 40 hours, I had the most enjoyable, satisfying time in gaming and it instantly became one of my top 5 favourite video games.

The game was so good, I am willing to keep playing it, going further, unlocking everything, even if I know it will be a pain. But pain was already there, considering this is a souls-like game.

Seriously, if you want to play souls-games, and you don't know where to start, this is the best one to start with.

Your Honour, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. You weren't even there, I made sure I left no survivors to witness my mass genocide.

• Release it in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ state.
  
• Make the AI absolutely terrible.
  
• Instead of fixing bugs and optimisation issues, make 2 DLCs noone gives a ♥♥♥♥ about.
  
• Make those DLCs come with their own fresh batch of bugs that also won't get fixed.
  
• Censor the only thing that set your game apart from other games.
  
• Continue to beef with your fanbase and ignore everything they say.

10/10 would get scammed again.

Game so immersive you can feel rick hunter inside you.



Wait not like tha-

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.

Every mf in this game thinks he is the best commander of mankind.

Like mann shut you ♥♥♥♥♥ ass up.

Felt I was kinda harsh and hit the wrong message in my previous review. So I will make it smaller:

GTA V Storymode is Amazing
GTA Online is only good with private sessions with friends.

This is my favourite game so far. Nothing comes CLOSE.

(I regret playing over 50 hours of this game while having it pirated, I feel embarrassed just by mentioning it.)