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Portobello 19 hours ago 
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Mantis.exe 3 Feb @ 4:55pm 
- Cross-region play enabled
Jumbo Shrimp 26 Jan @ 5:09pm 
+rep Yep. Since Super Mario World, buddy. :aurip:
Jumbo Shrimp 22 Dec, 2025 @ 6:07pm 
+rep let's me sing about slapping his balls and having him assassinated for 9 hours a day
Portobello 15 Dec, 2025 @ 5:36pm 
...did you know?
michael jackson famously has a brother named jeremy clarkson
i know you've been dyin to know that one - your welc dawg
Portobello 6 Nov, 2025 @ 6:31pm 
+rep is springfap
John Summerlove 4 Nov, 2025 @ 2:12pm 
thats tough :clownlaughing:
Jumbo Shrimp 31 Aug, 2025 @ 12:08pm 
+rep average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve that made him really popular in our home town. Like really popular. I can't describe to you the number of people that came up to me asking about this guy saying "Hey, isn't that the guy with the average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve?" Friends, classmates, reverends, even a few police officers. You'd have thought this guy's name was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt the way these fools couldn't keep his name out of their mouths. But yeah, cool guy with an average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve.
Portobello 15 Aug, 2025 @ 7:01pm 
that's it, i'm doxing this guy. his name is fart mcbuttstink and he lives in smellyville. sorry man, but you clowned on me for the last time </3
Jumbo Shrimp 15 Aug, 2025 @ 6:56pm 
Hello it's Will Toledo from the indie rock band Car Seat Headrest, I need dollar amount so I can release my new album!
Portobello 2 Aug, 2025 @ 12:18am 
-rep this guy smells like actual farts and ass and screams way too much
Vitrrix 17 Jul, 2025 @ 12:43pm 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv (plz don't reject me !!)
Vitrrix 9 Jul, 2025 @ 6:30pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princess if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I just like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
XxGamer_MinixX_REAL 9 Jul, 2025 @ 3:06pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princess if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I just like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
Jumbo Shrimp 27 Jun, 2025 @ 10:40pm 
-rep this guy made me ink
Portobello 26 Jun, 2025 @ 6:16pm 
this guy smell a little bit like roast turkey
XxGamer_MinixX_REAL 15 May, 2025 @ 2:02am 
This guy.
XxGamer_MinixX_REAL 15 Jan, 2025 @ 10:40pm 
I saw this man 2 minutes ago.
XxGamer_MinixX_REAL 15 Jan, 2025 @ 10:36pm 
This man is who I saw in my dreams tomorrow
Jumbo Shrimp 24 Nov, 2024 @ 3:43pm 
+rep This man once saw my porcelain booty buns catch a stray ray of moonlight as I passed his open door, late one night.
John Summerlove 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:59pm 
Its me Mini
XxGamer_MinixX_REAL 23 Oct, 2023 @ 7:24pm 
I once saw this man this december before this december
Hallow 20 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10pm 
i've never seen this man a day in my life
Winter 20 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04pm 
I once saw this mans huge sack run past me at a party
Jumbo Shrimp 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20pm 
Now this is my kinda guy