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- Cross-region play enabled

+rep Yep. Since Super Mario World, buddy.

+rep let's me sing about slapping his balls and having him assassinated for 9 hours a day

...did you know?
michael jackson famously has a brother named jeremy clarkson
i know you've been dyin to know that one - your welc dawg

+rep is springfap

thats tough :clownlaughing:

+rep average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve that made him really popular in our home town. Like really popular. I can't describe to you the number of people that came up to me asking about this guy saying "Hey, isn't that the guy with the average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve?" Friends, classmates, reverends, even a few police officers. You'd have thought this guy's name was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt the way these fools couldn't keep his name out of their mouths. But yeah, cool guy with an average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve.

that's it, i'm doxing this guy. his name is fart mcbuttstink and he lives in smellyville. sorry man, but you clowned on me for the last time </3

Hello it's Will Toledo from the indie rock band Car Seat Headrest, I need dollar amount so I can release my new album!

-rep this guy smells like actual farts and ass and screams way too much

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv (plz don't reject me !!)

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princess if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I just like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princess if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I just like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

-rep this guy made me ink

this guy smell a little bit like roast turkey

This guy.

I saw this man 2 minutes ago.

This man is who I saw in my dreams tomorrow

+rep This man once saw my porcelain booty buns catch a stray ray of moonlight as I passed his open door, late one night.

Its me Mini

I once saw this man this december before this december

i've never seen this man a day in my life

I once saw this mans huge sack run past me at a party

Now this is my kinda guy