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Post this on the wall of the prettiest Girl you know
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Yo
Open up, man
What do you want man?
My girl just caught me
You let her catch you?
I don't know how I let this happen
With who?
The girl next door, you know?
Man
I don't know what to do
Say it wasn't you
Alright
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
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I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her tits. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough
Buzz saw woody's TIGHT ass as he bent down to pick up his boot
"There's a snake in my boot," exclaimed Woody.
This really made Buzz turned on.
"I can put my snake in your boot," Buzz inferred
"Yes ples," said Woody.
AND THEY HAD HARD ANAL SEX FOR LIKE 8 HOURS AND ANDY JOINED IN AND IT WAS SUPER HOT AND THERE WAS JUICE EVERYWHERE AND EVEN THE LITTLE FAT DOG JOINED IN💦👅👅😤👅
Pro tip: if she already has young devour them so that you may trigger the reproductive response in her brain.
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