Recent reviews by Ryluth

My experience with the DLC so far:

-First Enemy is a dual-wielding acrobat that grabs you with its legs to somersault you. Died to him.
-Ran into a half-naked feral man with sharp claws that wouldn't stop pouncing me. Died to him.
-The first boss is a multi-elemental dancing lion. Died to him several times.
-Met a master of the sword in a dungeon made out of literal jars, he kept trying to show me the way of the blade. Died to him.
-Met a woman who I'm pretty sure is a misandrist with how she kept nuking the arena 3 times trying to kill me. Died to her many many times.
-Kept running into giant walking fire kettles who have a vendetta against forests and small people. Died to them several times.
-Ran into slow golems in a lava dungeon, they kinda looked like Baymax from BIg Hero 6 if he was a meth addict. Died to them.
-Kindly introduced myself to a cripple who wanted to eat a dragon's heart or something; most useless summon but my god is he the pure definition of HIM. Got me killed several times.
-Tried to communicate with a mean old dragon, He would not stop grabbing me with his mouth, also liked nuking the arena as well. Died to him many many times.
-Had to roofie a sweet old dragon lady, Luckily she seemed ok with it and even gave me an incantation. Surprisingly didn't die.
-Met another sweet old lady who gave me some mysterious stew and an incantation for showing her a severed head. Didn't die but the stew will most likely kill me.
-Accidentally emoted on a master martial artist, unfortunately for him, he shouldn't have brought fists to a sword fight. Didn't die to him but he was cooler than I'll ever be.

In short, do yourself a favor and buy this game to experience death, sweet old ladies, and multiple NPCs who are cooler than you'll ever be.

This game actually really good and enjoyable if you like the viking experience. The best parts of this game is the weapon combos. I always switch to different weapons variations and its always fun especially dual wielding them. The other thing i enjoy in this game is the visuals of the landscape, the amount of times i just stop what i was doing to stare is crazy especially when i enter the snowy parts of England it gets misty and its just so beautiful.

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