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+rep this dude was dancing on the keyboard like a concert pianist (＾▽＾) add me

+rep nice flick shots

+rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEAST MY GOD

Tactical play!

amazing game, add me too

+rep solid clutch, pretty femboy, up for another game? :)

+rep solid clutch, helpful teammate, up for another game? :)

add me, +rep gaming hero

always on point

+rep we make a great duo

flash enemy

Flash teammate

smooth moves, let's play another round

let's play soon!

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✅➕REP from RUSSIA➕✅ I kinda liked your profile and thought we could be friends :3

https://youtu.be/Oa_oEcz7up0

add me please for esea schedule, stop ff hunting :s

Let's kiss each other after the game!

Let's leave our mark on this game.

Let's make this game count!

Hey! I have really enjoyed spending time with you, getting to know each other, and talking. I have given us a lot of thought and ultimately know that our end goals for a relationship are very different, and so I want to honor that and feel like we're not a match for a romance. I feel like you're very safe to be around, a lot of fun, confident, intelligent, funny, sweet, attractive, accomplished, lead well, and are absolutely wonderful. If any of my fellow nerdy monogamous girlfriends ask if they should date you, I'll tell them to run and catch you before someone else does! You've done everything perfectly and have made me feel cherished, taken care of, and prioritized, and it means the world to me and I've had the best time with you.

"aaahhh" - anakin

looking forward to playing by your side ◕‿◕

it was a rainy summer day in 2015 when I first embraced preznuts into my virtual server arms. at the time, i didn't think much about it... years later, as our friendship blossomed i realized what a beautiful man this preznuts fella really is. now when I think about that day, my heart skips a beat - not because I eat too much fatty foods but bcuz it was the start of something beautiful. eat your veggies boys...

signed by me :) lets play

signed :) lets play party csgo

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Hey, it's me, Queen Elizabeth. Charles sent me to a deserted island so he could be King. I don't have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300 so I can get back to the UK.
Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧!

The average person needs 2,000 calories a day.
The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.
That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.
However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.
That’s 6000 milliliters or 6 liters a day of semen.
The human stomach can only hold a maximum of 5 liters.
Imagine your entire digestive system filled to the brim with jizz every single day, it sounds awful and I love the taste of semen.
To sustain yourself off of jizz you would need to be the ultimate cumslut.

Extra info:
The average guy takes 5.5 minutes to semen and 20 minutes to recover.
That means if a guy had to ejaculate as his job he would nut roughly 20 times in those 8 hours.
To get 2000 nuts per day you would need 100 dudes working 8 hours a day.
That’s 800 manhours to feed somebody on just jizz for one day.
Assuming you paid them a fair wage if $15 per hour you’re paying $12,000 dollars per day to sustain yourself.
That’s $4,380,000 dollars per year to feed yourself on semen.
And even then you’d be lacking in most nutrients and vitamins.
At least you can make some guys very very happy until you die of malnutrition.

I heard this guy ate a JosBrinkie yesterday. This is enough reason to bully him, his children and grand children. Who eats a JosBrinkie?!?!

👆THIS GUY FUNKED THIS GUYS MOM 👇

I want to have nipple piercings and a cOckring like my hero prezantz <3

They call him big bubble butt preznuts. Search him name on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

This guy ate Joe Bidens ass and I have the video.⠀⠀
ⓘ 𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 h͟e͟r͟e͟

This guy does professional c0ck ratings⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
ⓘ 𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 h͟e͟r͟e͟ 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲.

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listen here funny guy with the memes, i see you got the humour game, but do you got the ♥♥♥♥ game because i am in some serious need for a thick man who can take me down to pound town, 7 days a week morning after and all. like the whisk meme is funny but boy i need to be ripped apart, 5 inches ain't gonna cut it buddy. so you either got the ♥♥♥♥ to make it stick or we are not gonna tango. if you haven't got the jist by now, i need to be ravaged, unbelievably ♥♥♥♥♥♥, i work from home but am gonna need to call in sick, with a torn arsehole, so either you got gods gift to give or you are not getting some of heavens holy hole. g2g bye

listen here funny guy with the memes, i see you got the humour game, but do you got the ♥♥♥♥ game because i am in some serious need for a thick man who can take me down to pound town, 7 days a week morning after and all. like the whisk meme is funny but boy i need to be ripped apart, 5 inches ain't gonna cut it buddy. so you either got the ♥♥♥♥ to make it stick or we are not gonna tango. if you haven't got the jist by now, i need to be ravaged, unbelievably ♥♥♥♥♥♥, i work from home but am gonna need to call in sick, with a torn arsehole, so either you got gods gift to give or you are not getting some of heavens holy hole. g2g bye

cheater wh

[11:55 AM]
PreZonkel:
zijn jouw tepels ook zo gevoelig?

Sup! lets play CSGO

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