Подходит свинья к розетке 220 вольт и спрашивает
Че, брат, замуровали?

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This is a cry for help. I can’t take this anymore. I’m being haunted by a Pokémon, and it won’t leave me alone. Everywhere I go, I see Raichu. In my dreams, in my house, everywhere. It started in my garden, where one Raichu stared at me through the fence. Then more came. Soon there were dozens surrounding my house, watching me.

I locked myself inside, but they gathered at the windows. The next morning, I found a Raichu in my mailbox. I panicked and hid from the pokécops. In my basement, there was another Raichu staring at me. I tried to fight back, but more kept appearing. They filled my house.

Even online, all I see is Raichu. During dinner, my family turned into them. I lost control. When it was over, everything went back to normal, but it was too late. Now all I see is Raichu. I don’t feel safe anywhere. They won’t leave me alone. Please… make it stop

Reaaal Frierennn 3 class demon

piece of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but... just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.