there comes a time in every man's life when you come in a time in every man's life

*microwaving*

o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

I should probably tell you that I have been watching your VR Chat hours and I would really love it if you would step on me like I was some small insectoid creature I am not really horny for that but I think it would just be like a really funny thing to do it would probably make you laugh since you seem like a really funny person I also saw your snap chat and tried to add you but my mom took away my phone so don't add me yet or she will see

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you are my spirit animal