hi uhm are you a girl??? if so i think it's so cool that you are both a girl and into anime... most girls at my school just like makeup and swag :P i think ur rlly special tho will u pls be my gf?

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Hi, i'm leaving a message on your profile because you've left an aggressive post on my final fantasy screenshot! the message is to: Never do that again, or you will face unfortunate consequences that i cannot discuss on steam or anywhere else. Thank you for your understanding kind sir.

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Dear Sir or Madam, I Hereby want to report the user "Money4Nuttin" (profile link below) for breaching the Terms and Service agreement of Valve LLC. The said user in question is under the age requirement and has posted this fact in the "Exploding Friendships" group chat in the "Home" channel 2nd september 2019 22:07 GMT+1. Thanks in Advance. Yours sincerly

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Gotta go fast

Catch me inside that ♥♥♥♥♥. I'll go balls deep in that ♥♥♥♥♥, start lettin' off shots. I'll go straight retarded in that ♥♥♥♥♥, start cummin' out brain cells inside that ♥♥♥♥♥. Neurons and ♥♥♥♥ goin' inside. I'll leave a goopy ♥♥♥♥♥♥' mess in that ♥♥♥♥♥. Brain matter.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say something.

Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a ♥♥♥♥ cook. I wouldn't even mind eating ♥♥♥♥ food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for it, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together.

PRINCESS AIKO?!

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Money4Natto:
Avery "sega" Konami
is my full name

avery

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konami should make a bigfoot game

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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Haven't you ever noticed that after one of my barbeques and they have the sauce. People wanna get right home?

Money4nuttin2018StolenValor: i'm eating my snack
Money4nuttin2018StolenValor: its nap time (im still in pre-k class)

I once banged some ugly chick with a nice bod and lasted nearly 1 shrek.

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie)

Examples: "See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)

"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I dunno
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I didn't talk to her
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I dunno
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I didn't talk to her
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I dunno
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I didn't talk to her
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I dunno
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I didn't talk to her
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I dunno
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I didn't talk to her
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I dunno
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I didn't talk to her
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I dunno
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I didn't talk to her
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I dunno
A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I didn't talk to her

I've never had actual sex or even oral but I got tired of being an incel last year and started hanging out with a guy from craigslist. We would jack off and smoke weed together and ♥♥♥♥, but then we started doing like "butt jobs" with eachother. You can probably imagine what it is, but just like dry humping eachother. ♥♥♥♥♥ never went in but like you would rub the head of your ♥♥♥♥ against the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ on it. It turned him on for me to spread my butt open so that he could ♥♥♥ inside my ass without like being actually in it. I figured whatever because I'm dumb and let him do it a bunch of times.

Being that I know I was HIV- before meeting this guy, and have never had a blood transfusion or used IV drugs, that kind of narrows it down, yeah?

Does anyone else feel gay from defecating?
The action itself, giving discomfort. Feels like a homosexual act.
I take a ♥♥♥♥, I get up to wipe my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and glance at my log.
And I see it's 6+ inches long.
It feels gay as ♥♥♥♥.
Like THAT was in me. THAT just came out of my ass.
It's like I had a 6 inch, often longer, penis inside my ass and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was the ♥♥♥♥ sliding out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Do you see what I mean?
How that seems gay.
I don't know what to do.
I can't not ♥♥♥♥.
I can clench, to snip the log into pieces as it exits my rectum. But then I'm cutting the flow of defecation.
There is no winning.

♥♥♥♥ feels gay.
Moreso when it feels good to release after a long wait. Then it's like having let someone hold their ♥♥♥♥ in my ass, got me tensed and sweating until I plead "no more". Then they slide that big dickshit out of my ass and im enjoying it.
GAY.
i feel like a starlet on blacked, except not getting paid.

A cop pulled over a photon speeding down the highway.

"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" The cop screamed.

The photon said, "♥♥♥♥ you", shot the cop in the face, and sped off.

Then a passing engineer stopped and sucked the dead cop's rock hard ♥♥♥♥ off while masturbating himself to orgasm.

There's a couple strippers in Osaka that owe me some money but I don't think I'd roll up on them and ask them for the $500 because I think they'd cut my stomach open.

AUTUMN?!

RRRUHRAHURHURWOOOOHOWOOOOHOOW RHRAGREAAEE ARREEE WAHWAH

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick, and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

They fill grenades with the souls of aborted fetuses. When the grenade explodes the souls shoot out and push your own soul out of your body, killing you.

They don't call me Trike "Semen slingin', Load it in 'em, then they miss 'im" Rider for nothin'.

Stop me if you've heard this one before; A piss scented, jameson drinking daddy's girl goes for a drunken one night stand and she FORGOOOOOOOTTTTT that she still had her tampon in. And the dude's ♥♥♥♥ acted like a muzzle loader and pushed the tampon to the top of her vagina. I know two different girls that this happened to! And i'm just a regular ol' guy :)

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>You will never be a 14 year old Elagabalus pimping your teenage ass out in the royal palace

Why even live?

Normies get out reeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

about 2 years ago I was doing standing lateral raises with 40 pound dumbbells in front of the mirror. I lean back when I do them because I feel that it makes my shoulders work more. As I got to 6 reps I began to pick of the speed of my lifting and the dumbbells would clang together in front of my pelvis. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle but I was wearing mesh shorts and at the bottom the two 40 pound dumbbells smacked together with the tip of my penis in between them. They smashed my ♥♥♥♥ so hard that blood came out of my peehole for a few days and the head of my ♥♥♥♥ swelled to the size of a kiwi and turned purple. I was too embarrassed to see a doctor about it and I couldn't masturbate for 6 weeks, but it's fine now.

Why I'm Gay: A Modern Exposition of Homosexuality in 2018




I wan ♥♥♥ azz.