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204.7 hrs on record (189.6 hrs at review time)
As a novice to the game, I only have one thing to say:

The factory must grow.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D 8-Core Processor - RAM: 62 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 - VRAM: 16 GB
Posted 8 April.
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2.6 hrs on record
Thank Goodness You're Here is a fantastic little game about helping out folks with lots of British humor to go around. It's difficult to justify the price of these story-based games sometimes due to the lack of content, but this is one of the rare cases where you should absolutely pick it up. The devs did a fantastic job at making a funny little game. Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two...
Posted 28 June, 2025.
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151.0 hrs on record (150.6 hrs at review time)
Any unsolicited negative reviews about Helldivers 2 will result in being reported to your local Democracy Officer and the Ministry of Truth for immediate bombardment upon a planet infested by Super Earth's enemies.
Posted 3 May, 2024. Last edited 13 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
61.4 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
My Specs:
Ryzen R9 3900x
RTX 3080
32gb RAM @ CL18; 3600 mHz
Valve Index 144Hz mode, 150% resolution scaling, Knuckles controllers

Pros:
- Creative twist on the rhythm genre, having you beat drums with massive mallets to the tune of Celtic rock and fantasy power metal. You bash a shield off to the side once your mallets charge from perfect hits for a speed boost in game.
- Stable performance. I personally haven't noticed any bad frame drops or had any catastrophic bugs occur
- In-house camera customization for streamers with plenty of options
- Official LIV support
- Supports community content, unlike another certain cornerstone rhythm game we all likely own. You can visit ragnasong.com or ragnacustoms.com to download some songs.
- Nice art style. This is really up to personal preference, but I find the low poly models to be charming
- Lots of accessibility from mallet angle, drum height, and note speed to note color, curved drum formats, and beat lines to ensure you're hitting notes without hurting yourself
- Tons of customization options for your mallets tied to achievements, as well as several longship skins, giving you a good sense of accomplishment through rewards
- Varied in-game backgrounds dependent on the song to prevent your vision from getting bored
- Absolute steal of a price for a VR game of this caliber.

Cons
- Timing is a bit awkward at first. I wouldn't say as badly as the negative reviews make them out to be, but it definitely takes a while to dial in a good compensation value between your actions and the song itself. YMMV.
- On harder songs, it is difficult to find an opening to hit the boost shield to your side. Room between notes is very tight. YMMV.

I've been on the Ragnarock bandwagon since January 2021 when the game was in early access, and I can say without a doubt it's worth every penny. You'll be moving, grooving, headbanging, and drumming it out to viking/pirate techno/metal, provided with plenty of endurance and speed challenges, and get one HELL of a workout by the end of your sessions. I cannot recommend this game enough!
Posted 17 January, 2021. Last edited 24 July, 2022.
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88.8 hrs on record (65.2 hrs at review time)
This game is similar to the browser, but better in every way. 60fps, no microtransactions, and more towers. Well done, Ninja Kiwi.
Posted 28 November, 2016.
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569.7 hrs on record
Look at my play time. Do I really need to say more? It runs on potatoes. It's super immersive. It's accessible. It's one of the most-easily modded games of all time - no, it is one of the BEST games of all time.

Todd Howard, you son of a b*tch.
Posted 30 October, 2016. Last edited 25 January.
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5.0 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
POTATO.
Posted 24 September, 2016.
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182.3 hrs on record (72.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you want a game of golf where ball sizes are random and the game rules can be turned as cancerous as the local chemo clinic, buy this game! It is a fantastic game full of holes, balls, and all other innuendos that people can think of! Whack the balls into holes! Putt them! Sink them!
Posted 18 September, 2016.
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55 people found this review helpful
80 people found this review funny
11.1 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
There are 2 types of people in this world... Those who want to play this game legit and make nice scenery, and then there is the people who make horrible roller coasters and drown guests. I am the first of the two.

10/10 Would Park Again
Posted 12 August, 2015.
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