hi smelly obese chud i love you

You may have scaped now, but we´ll meet again Chris

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🟦✨ Elite Gaming Legend ✨🟦

🚀⭐ Let’s party up again soon ⭐🚀

🌟🔥 Wishing you an absolutely epic day 🔥🌟

⭐⚡⭐ +REP — This profile radiates power! ⭐⚡⭐

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I’ve seen crayolaeater2274 play, he doesn’t even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent’s eyes. His spray control is otherworldly...

touch yourself king, you've earned it

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smells like cheap hand sanitizer and kisses men

+rep hey! I just noticed how good you were at Counter Strike! anddd I just couldn't help but add you due to your attractive and cute voice. Please add me back so we can play together more. Thanks!

fat greaseball

-rep blatant cheater in CS

hardest I have ever laughed playing dbd

+rep cutest leon ever, my duo said aww thank you!!!

i bet you drink white gatorade and smell like nickels

<3

+rep probably one of the loveliest players you'll ever meet

+rep great teammate & has great taste

+rep moonwalking god Yui, W

+rep, cutest married man on dbd <3 so kind

+rep the best husband ever

+rep crazy profile, looks great

+rep fire profile and goat at dbd

+rep beloved maria player, hope we cross paths when i get that p100 leon

thank you for your items happy valentine's day!!

+rep teammate. They were so good the Killer accused our lobby of being a SWF.

+rep best trevor <3

+ rep silly trwevuh

+rep EVEN MORE interesting fellow.

fcuk u belmont -rep

im going to hit you full force with my car

:3 all mine <3

-rep Doesn't know lyrics to California Gurls by Katy Perry

is a closeted homosexual

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GUY GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'sir. You've just become every woman's dream man. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Smokin' Sexy Style

yarr....a pirate, and a girl? lifts eyepatch, eyes bulge out, my parrot squacks "Braaawwwk! Thar she blows!", i thump my pegleg on the ground like a horny rabbit, sound of a dock bell being rung as i sway from side, my pirate hat lifts a foot off my head, popeye theme plays, my tongue rolls out to reveal a picture of the jolly roger which proceeds to animate and wolf whistel yarr!!! my parrot knocks me on the head lile a woodpecker yar!! what ye be doin, polly? my parrot grabs mw by the collar with one wing and slaps me with the other yarr... i shake my head rapidly, regain my composure, adjust my pirate hat er...ye be lookin beautiful today, matey

-rep complimented my dck one

+rep, Is a sweetheart <3

+rep super nice leon <3 great teammate

+rep sweet killerrr

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-rep hasnt showered in seven minutes

<3

Women do not real

do your parent know what your steam profile looks like?

Set your heart ablaze.