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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked gay in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see gays playing video games haha! I don't know why its a gay thing honestly im like really against gays and like ill be the one in the kitchen making gay sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of gay moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too gay? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl with his ♥♥♥♥, two little poots of ♥♥♥ is all he could manage? Pathetic. I registered an account just so I could leave this in hopes he could sees it one day. Fronting like you're some alpha male, while Elizabeth is performing her heart out, and what do you give her? Two tiddlywinks of ♥♥♥? I've never felt so personally offended by porn before. You're a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, pal.

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Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? You just couldn't leave that stupid ass headbanging pigeon meme alone, could you? It's an idiotic Facebook STICKER, not something worthy of attention to be given over top of REAL memes. Well I've just about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had it with this group. Way to send your content quality way down the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drain, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Out of all of our brilliant work you had to choose from to create great content with, you just had to choose a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pigeon. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pigeon!!! And no, calling it a """trash dove""" doesn't make it any better. Nice ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try at trying to make it creative, but even an autistic ewok could do better than that. With a not-so-heavy heart, I am leaving this group effective immediately, and I'm sure many other members share this same sentiment! Do not expect to see us back until this becomes a REAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ page again.

What is wrong with you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Can't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think of your own original ♥♥♥♥? What, does the ♥♥♥♥ that comes out of your ass and into your mouth and out again not satisfy you? I tend lovingly to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crap and grow it out of my own ass, so stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ digging your hands into my ass and pulling out my golden ♥♥♥♥. Can't you think of any good ideas, or at least original ones? Look, I'm going to hide hidden messages in all of my ♥♥♥♥ from now one, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inscribe that ♥♥♥♥ into my ♥♥♥♥ to prove that the ♥♥♥♥ this guy regurgitated ain't his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Believe mE, No-one is gonna Zap my Own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and call it their own. I make at least 2020 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ things a day, and when you karma-seeking ♥♥♥♥♥♥ steal my ♥♥♥♥, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥' get my revenge, you see.

Hey kid, I understand that "memes" can be funny, heck even I've chuckled at some "memes" at a point, but you've been chucklin' for the last 45 minutes and others are actually tryin to sleep. So please take a break from those "memes" It's probably healthy for you and who knows? maybe your "memes" will be even funnier tomorrow! Well good night kiddo, and no more memes for now okay? thanks homie

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Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no

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Hey kid, I understand that "memes" can be funny, heck even I've chuckled at some "memes" at a point, but you've been chucklin' for the last 45 minutes and others are actually tryin to sleep. So please take a break from those "memes" It's probably healthy for you and who knows? maybe your "memes" will be even funnier tomorrow! Well good night kiddo, and no more memes for now okay? thanks lad.
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ay that to my face irl ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm not even kidding. Meet me at Sakura Con in April on the karaoke stage, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wreck you at any anime theme song. Hell, I'll even let you choose the song. I've been watching anime for 16 years, I've seen it all and read all the mangasas well. Don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to tell me my waifu is ♥♥♥♥. Asuna is best girl and you know it. Hell, I bet you're one of those casual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who watch Naruto and saw Pokémon in primary school and think you're hot ♥♥♥♥. You don't know anything, baka.

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In a pawn shop full of things, stories, and a price, Rick Harrison-that's me-and my son" Big Hoss" try to do the impossible: create a guide that will help you know what will walk through that door.hi every1 im Rick Harrison !!!!!!! holds up pawn shop my name is Rick Harrison but u can call me t3h PaWN StaR oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see i work here with my old man and son!!!! thats why i came here, 2 never know what is going to come through that door _… im 51 years old (ive been pawning 4 21 years tho!!) i like 2 work here w/ my old man and my son (his nickname is big hoss if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite thing to do!!! bcuz everything here has a story and a price!!!! theyre pawn stars 2 of course but i want 2 meet more ppl who come through that door 😊 like they say you never know who's going to come thru that door!!!! lol…

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Listen, white boi. You think because you are white you are supreme? Well negroes have more rights than white boiz, black people are cool. Something you'll never achieve, we can even say the word ♥♥♥♥♥

Hahah wtf did I do to u m8 u just randomly just posted a hate comment in my profile LMFAO

Disconnect: Kicked by Bradley Clore (STEAM_0:0:45193408) (Banned for 2880 minute(s): Being a pedophile to players, FaiLRP, etc.).

Signed by Manny!

Signed by Bradley!

Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough ♥♥♥♥♥? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You can’t hack me you little piece of ♥♥♥♥. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.