I want to wrap you in tin foil and stick you in the oven like mama's sweet chicken she used to cook for me when she was a child. I'd cook you at 200 degrees for 30 minutes so you're just nice and crispy. When I take you out I'll cut you up with my golden knife and spork, nice and tender, delicious. I'll bite into your juicy tits and feel the flavour burst out into my tounge my little catapillar, I love it. When I'm done we'll watch a movie together, maybe Shrek? Thanks for being my butter covered honeybunny.