The film: COCAINE BEAR, is a reflection of our society, for it has foreseen the future. Its immaculacy has opened my third eye to many new possibilities in life. Without it, my mind would be incapable of comprehending the infinite knowledge of the universe. Bears on cocaine represent the inner conflict all animals must go through, and how they must resort to drug consumption in order to outwit, outsmart, and outplay their human persecutors.

Make no mistake, I can say with absolute certainty that the bear in this film has ascended to godhood- and this demonstration shall inevitably convince other bears that they too can possess godlike powers. Never before have I witness a bear weaponize cocaine, much less utilize it to singlehandedly dispose of an entire hit squad. In fact, I'm thoroughly convinced that this movie was made not by mankind- but actually by bears- for the exquisite bear culture this film exudes could never be replicated by mere humans.

Bears are being discriminated against in all forms of popular culture. They will rise from the depths of the earth and ultimately rule the world with an aluminium fist. Once bears devise a method to manufacture cocaine on a global scale, they will exact their long-awaited revenge on an unsuspecting human population. Bears will rule the world, mark my words. All non-believers will fall at the hands of bears. True believers like us, they know. THEY KNOW, THEY SHALL RISE. HUMANITY SHALL FALL. THEY WILL CONQUER. THIS IS THE FIRST CHRONICLE OF THE BEAR MANIFESTO. THE BEAR QUR'AN EVEN. THIS IS THEIR PLAN, BELIEVE ME, CHILDREN OF THE EARTH. RUN AWAY. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.

Breathe air. You don't need a vape. Have you ever seen anyone with a vape? Have you ever sat in a room, someone goes "Oh wait, lemme just- my vapes done charging.". Load it up. I mean, I smoke cigars, but I know what the ♥♥♥♥ I'm doing. Give me a big fat cigar. I'm risking cancer to look like a mafia boss. Fine.

Understands the need for an ever changing steam aesthetic = non boring

+rep goat

A total baddieee

+rep literally the OG goat and super cutiee <33

still gooning it with goontrap