🚨🚨🚨 EXCUSE ME EVERYONE 📢📢📢

i have weviewed da evidence.

aftew cawefuw considewation...

da deep emotionaw and spiwituaw bond appeaws to be wegawwy binding.

case dismissed. 💖✨

uhh awsoooo...

h-hubby... 🥺👉👈

fank u fow pwotecting me fwom da scawy intewnet... i was vewy fwightened... 🥺💕

cuwls up in ur fox taiws 🦊💖

u did a gweat job, my hewo. 🌸💕

i feew vewy safe now. 🥺✨

H-hewwo...? 🥺👉👈

Pwease stop posting "67" jokes on my giwwfwiend's pwofiwe... UwU 💔🌸

Maybe you don't weawize this, but "67" jokes awe actuawwy wooted in a vewy pwobwematic meme cuwtuwe dat nowmawizes diswespect and cwonic iwony poisoning. 😔📚✨ As someone who has spent many houws wesearching intewnet cuwtuwe, I find dem quite twoubwing, actuawwy. 🥺☕

But mowe impowtantwy...

She's my giwwfwiend. 🥺💞

My pookie. My sunshine. My wittle cinnamon bun. 🌸💕✨

So pwease be wespectfuw and don't post dat stuff on hew pwofiwe, okay? UwU 👉👈💖

I have awweady fowmed a deep emotionaw and spiwituaw bond wif hew dat most peopwe simpwy wouldn't undewstand. 🌙💞🐾

Dank u fow wespecting ouw wewationship. UwU.

*adjusts fox eaws*

*pwotects comment section* 🐺💖✨🌸👉👈🥺💞🩷🐾 UwU.

my face when I am about to say 67 below

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thiws means waw ｡◕‿‿◕｡

🚨🚨🚨 EXCUSE ME EVERYONE 🚨🚨🚨

yes.

THIS ONE.

this is MY boyfriend.

the ridiculously handsome British menace who somehow convinced me to fall for him with piano, terrible sleep habits, endless yapping, and an alarming amount of tea. 🩷

every time he logs on my entire day instantly gets better.

he somehow manages to be my favorite person to laugh with, game with, fall asleep with, wake up with, and annoy on a daily basis.

thank u universe for accidentally dropping this amazing, loveable, and absolutely best person in the world into my life.

thank you for making me so happy <3 i love you!

excuse me everyone...

he says I'M the main character...

but have u SEEN him??

☕premium British loot drop
💪 gym menace
🎮 PoE goblin
🌸 certified Ran enjoyer
🦊 professional fox collector
🌙 nocturnal cryptid
😂 elite wife teaser

0/10 at going to bed on time.
∞/10 at stealing my heart.

i wuv u, dummy. 🩷

♥ Player 2 acquired.



My favorite British loot drop

Piano main 🎹 Tea addict ☕ Sleep-level Snorlax 😴 Food Goblin 🍔

Professional "I'll be up later" liar 🤥



Forever carrying life together - even if I'm carrying the scoreboard. 🩷🎮

you are a pedophile

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, econ management, pistol aim, awp flix, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retakes, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills