Recent reviews by BajaLynx

90% pay to play. 10% firearm disassembly.

I woke up, Somehow in the middle of nowehere, in just my boxers. "What the hell is happening?" I find no signs of life nearby, so i keep looking. that is when i hear the moans, those GOD AWFUL moans. I look to find the source, and find what could only be the personification ofthe downfall of western civilization as a whole. The Zombie, i begin running, and running, just to fine more. "Oh God...." I'm surrounded by these heathens. I dont quite know how, but i see somthing.... Not a zombie, but a fort... surounded by... Storage Chests? i clamber my way in to be met by some who is armed with armor made out of street signs, He is armed with a shotgun. Here it is, My death, My final moments. He doesnt shoot, and instead, offers some water in mason jars.... and tea.... in mason jars.... It seems he's kept all liquids in mason jars.... even though this fort was once an old store.... I clamber around and go upstairs to the roof, i trip on a small potato plant and fall off the roof.... i didnt die.... Immediately, but instead landed in a campfire and burned to my death. I see.... someone saying a phrase "LOLWWWWWWWWWWWW" in an odd box. My vision goes black....

In all honesty, this game is pretty kick ass.

You're the Motherf*cking president of a country. This is the upside, the downside however is that if you are more of a fan of action games, this is not for you. it does have some kick @ss mods however.

This game is for aspies, Train lovers, or those with a really short attention span. All you do is sit in a train and watch the world fly by..... at 75mph. No good storyline, You're simulating a job..... as a train driver...... Also all the DLC is expensive for more trains and routes RIP OFF


Rock/10

I killed someone with a big ass rock. 11/10