an inspiration to teammates

Dearest Paul McCartney,

It is with heavy heart failure that I, your long term friend, Jon Sudano, drag a pen across this slab of white paper.
As you recall, I have been in a crusade to bring recognition to the unfortunate souls of our globe, but my extensive moderating in reddit has eroded my capabilities of reaching as far as I hoped.
Furthermore, since the rise of Elon Musk's neo-nazi-turbo-fascist-techno-sexist-maga movement, there has been severe setbacks in my fight for toddlers sexual reorientation therapy and post-labor abortion.
But just as Nemo did not give up in that early 2000's thriller, so will I stick to course.
Although my fight for justice are well known to the Paul community... I, Jon Sudano, must inform you I still have not found a queen to adore. I hope life has been treating you better.

With musical love,
Jon Sudano

hello other paul

She replied while crying "Just take it and dont hurt me". That was it. I stared at that ♥♥♥♥♥'s face for nearly 5 minutes, no talking, no moving, nothing except my heavy breathing. How dare her, how dare her ask me to just ♥♥♥♥ her right there on the counter... I took my bar and left the pharmacy without even paying for it. As soon as I arrived home I asked my mom to go buy the insulin for me later then I started informing my friends on Reddit about what happened. I hope you never suffer anything like this.

With love,

J. Sudano

Suddenly, she started crying, she was just desperate to have my body ontop of hers, she said "Please, dont hurt me". That stupid woman just assumed that I had not only accepted to have sexual intercourse with her but that I would become some sort of Christian Grey or whatever that harlot's mind was up to.

I swiftly took the chocolate bar off the stand and said "I'll be taking just this". I had no courage to even ask for me insulin no more, that woman was just some sexual deviant, I never felt so humiliated in my whole life.

Paul Mcartney

It is I, your long term friend, Jon Sudano.
Today I went to the pharmacy to buy my insulin shots, I moved across the threshold and the cashier (a beautiful woman) said "Good morning, sir". Paul... I had just walked into the pharmacy and she was flirting with me. I barely could move after this, I do understand my physic attracts all sort of thick thighs but that was just some sexual harassing right there.
I replied with a simple "hello" while staring at her, barely able to move after such violence.

She started to get nervous, looking around and then she said "May I help you, sir?"
Paul, that was not the place or the time to offer herself to have sex with me, how dare that woman offer her body in such lascivious and rude way. I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, put my hands on the counter and just stood there.

Paul Mcartney

It is I, your long term friend, Jon Sudano.
I come to you in this letter to inform you of tragic events that befell the human race during my absence. I shall confide to you the great terror that now I can see and feel with my massive wisdom and glucose levels. No more lollygaging, I, Jon Sudano, approached that girl at the laundry. I had formulated so many conversations with her before in my mind that for one moment I really did believe we were intimates, because we've had been conversating for months during my daily showers. No matter, I approached her and started to chat with her as if I knew her, making up many different aspects of her. She just stared at me, I was so nervous I just started crying and ran away.

With love,

J. Sudano

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hello?

U r a good friend

Hang in there

Hello Paul, I wanted to give you a warning, never again do that which you did that other day or I shall strike you with GREAT fury and vegeance.

Paul Mcartney

It is I, your long term friend, Jon Sudano, please message me on twitter as soon as you see this message.
I miss your sweet hands on my strong arms.

With love,

J. Sudano

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wow that comment was like 2 years ago haha

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I have those saved from years ago because I love you and you are one of my best friends, please lick my nipples with a lot of peanut butter then cream me with autism

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im so randooooooooooooom

save me im a retarded

Goy!

Oi

Great helms are ♥♥♥♥

gay great helm lover lmao.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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+rep What a beautiful specimen of a crussader

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IIKPA8Z-D0g

True Crusader Paul: das me doe
True Crusader Paul: I am a knight of the red cross and star
dumpster baby: die
True Crusader Paul: A N G E R Y
True Crusader Paul: DO YOU KNOW
True Crusader Paul: HOW LONG
True Crusader Paul: IT TOOK ME
True Crusader Paul: T OWAIT
True Crusader Paul: FOR THIS GAME
True Crusader Paul: LIKE
True Crusader Paul: SEVEN MONTHS
True Crusader Paul: AND U R RUDE
dumpster baby: gay

Eating butthole is sacreligious.

Eat ass

How'd you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaGScTSvE_I is this you irl?

angr managment issus

I only have more hours in jedi academy cuz i am a power ranger and its morphing time !

u r a bully

u r stupid

2Rule1: why are you so gay
Butt Crusader Paul: becuz i am hungry
Butt Crusader Paul: FOR PENIS

This commie bastard needs to go back to his motherland