New research shows 100% of homosexuals are gay

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thats why i had to bust out the big guns busta

this is the first contact ive had with you in nearly 4 years

You wanna know where ⬇️ I got 👀 these scars? My father... was... an ancap.. and a GAMER. 🎮 And one ☝️ night, he acts.. cringier than 💟 usual. 😼 Mommy 👱👱 takes 👊 the PS4 because 🧏‍♀️ he’s 💁‍♂️ being bad. 👺 He 💁‍♂️ doesn’t 😚 like 💕 that. Not. One. 🙀 Bit. So, only 💫 watching, 👀 he roundhouse kicks her, 👩 laughing 😂 while he 👨 does 😒 it. Turns ↩️ to me.. ✋ says.. 💬 “Why so CRINGEY?!” Comes at me 😝 with the phone. “WHY 😳🤔 SO CRINGEY?!” Sticks the phone 🤳 on 👎 my face. 😘 “Let’s 🤝 put you 👀 on 🔛 Reddit. 👽

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Hey Users of Reddit! I showed my penis to a police officer and now he has detained me and left me in the holding cells, AITA?

I see this beautiful Asian feminine police woman walking in the park with a group of search dogs. So I see her, and I am bewildered, her stunning looks, her feminine posture, yet masculine way of handling dogs. I decide, after years of abstaining from sex. I decided to introduce myself to the lovely young lady. I say “Hey cutie? Those aren’t the only puppies I want to see” (referring to her abnormally huge breasts, they looked like Meg-Chan’s from my favorite anime, Family Guy.) She looked shocked and awed, jaw dropped to the ground, and I felt like the man. I muttered to myself “I like where this is going” and pulled out my feminine 22mm penis, and she proceeded to mace me, and the dogs bit my genital area. I may be charged with public indecency and sexual harassment, but I don’t think I am in the wrong here. AITA?

Reddit, am I the arsehole?

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

god i wish ben shapiro would give me his sloppy toppy

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

thanks prox very cool

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