Recent reviews by Don Bongo

I don't know what I'm doing 100% of the time.

10/10

My First Game Experience:
Spawned in
Made a knife by making 2 rocks have sex
Find a building
Get a machete in one locker
Sell all the other loot for F.U.N.C
Open crate for 50 F.U.N.C
Get survival spear
See dude with no weapon in hand
Charge him
Get blowdarted
Vomit all over myself
Get shanked to death by stone knife
Ripperoni rest in macaroni

10/10 would sex 2 rocks and vomit everywhere again

This game is also called Grindframe. Want prime parts? Grind for relics to grind for those parts. Want primed mods from Baro? Grind prime parts for ducats. Want to buy a primed mod from someone? Grind for 1,000,000 credits to trade. Want to level up? Grind for xp to level up warframes and weapons to gain mastery xp to level up.

11/10 Would grind again.