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LoosSerine 11 Mar, 2022 @ 4:01am 
False. He's actually Derren Black
CosmicWhiskey 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:16am 
True or false? Darren Brown uses his evil magical powers of suggestion to fool people into believing his name is Derren?
CosmicWhiskey 15 Oct, 2020 @ 3:05am 
True or false... persil is the Greek god of washing??
CosmicWhiskey 15 Oct, 2020 @ 3:02am 
True or false... Kerry katona does not actually own a cat??
CosmicWhiskey 15 Oct, 2020 @ 2:59am 
True or false... Donald trump is so clever that he doesn’t need 3D glasses to watch 3D films??
CosmicWhiskey 15 Oct, 2020 @ 2:58am 
True or false... iron man can iron up to 10 shirts in one hour??
CosmicWhiskey 15 Oct, 2020 @ 2:57am 
True or false... Spartacus was a gobshite??
CosmicWhiskey 15 Oct, 2020 @ 2:57am 
True or false... two of the three blind mice were disability benefit fraudsters??
CosmicWhiskey 15 Oct, 2020 @ 2:43am 
Way Twaysingh
CosmicWhiskey 15 Oct, 2020 @ 2:43am 
The Apple iPhone 12 Pro Max was made for Raid Shadow Legends
CosmicWhiskey 15 Oct, 2020 @ 1:21am 
‘Among us sucks soyballz’
- Mohandas K. Gandhi
theshoguun 22 Jul, 2020 @ 11:02am 
Get Blasphemous on psn, it's £10
CosmicWhiskey 14 Jul, 2020 @ 6:37am 
The last word was A S S
CosmicWhiskey 14 Jul, 2020 @ 6:36am 
I changed it to show solidarity with HongKongers. Especially when video game companies are licking the Chinese governments ass
CosmicWhiskey 14 Jul, 2020 @ 4:01am 
Halo 3 is for ninnys. If you wanted to play a man’s game you’d be playing Raid Shadow Legends
CosmicWhiskey 13 Jul, 2020 @ 4:43pm 
Top 20% maybe
CosmicWhiskey 4 Jul, 2020 @ 11:29am 
Hey Alex,
What's all this stuff in my inventory. It says I can sell it for like £0.05. That would be pretty cool. I've always wanted to be in the 1%
LoosSerine 3 Jul, 2020 @ 4:26pm 
Lol Neeeeeel
CosmicWhiskey 3 Jul, 2020 @ 1:10pm 
One thing Covid-19 has taught me is the importance of change. The temporary permanence of it all would rattle even the hardest of hearts. It is with this in mind that I have changed my Steam Avatar for the first time since my account's inception. Elle Macpherson provided my profile with a certain 'joie de vivre' and it is with this specific ethos that I have selected my new avatar to be the timeless and infinitely charming, Françoise Hardy.
But Hardy's association with my profile is beyond the skin-deep connotations of what an avatar represents; one of the aesthetic underpinnings of why Françoise Hardy was so widely accepted was her androgynous style, her ability to morph into whatever reflection of herself she wanted people to see. I feel, unequivocally, that this represents the next phase of my Steam career (besides, you know, actually playing my games for a change) and I hope you guys appreciate the thought I put into this as much as I do.

Be well.

Neel
theshoguun 3 Jul, 2020 @ 12:56pm 
Wherethefackareyou
CosmicWhiskey 3 Jul, 2020 @ 12:55pm 
I can do ray tracing on my macbook pro (gamer) now
CosmicWhiskey 3 Jul, 2020 @ 12:54pm 
Alex. Shamit says your playing league of losers? Can you confirm this?
CosmicWhiskey 3 Jul, 2020 @ 12:51pm 
BADMAN GET YO BUMBASQUAT ON SHADOW WARRIOR 2 ALIEEEEEEEEEEE
CosmicWhiskey 3 Jul, 2020 @ 12:51pm 
ALEX MANS GOT SHADOW WARRIOR 2 ALIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
CosmicWhiskey 3 Jul, 2020 @ 11:08am 
He's jealous of our love Alex. Someone needs to get into the spirit of Pride month ;)
LoosSerine 13 Jun, 2020 @ 3:21pm 
Get a room boys
CosmicWhiskey 13 Jun, 2020 @ 1:38pm 
I ♥♥♥♥ you too 😜
CosmicWhiskey 13 Jun, 2020 @ 1:36pm 
Something new
Backshots 9 May, 2020 @ 2:49pm 
Overall nice guy :bloodstain2::estusempty::praisesun::praisesun:
LoosSerine 22 Jan, 2019 @ 1:34am 
You should play rimworld. Extremely challenging
LoosSerine 6 Jan, 2019 @ 4:29am 
Who the hell is that, oh wait Neel.
CosmicWhiskey 16 Nov, 2018 @ 9:43am 
Life is a rollercoaster. You just gotta ride it, man.

- Mahatma Gandhi
CosmicWhiskey 16 Nov, 2018 @ 4:29am 
lol the last time i played anything on steam was in 2014 ... one minute of transistor
CosmicWhiskey 16 Nov, 2018 @ 4:28am 
But... it turns out someone else thought the same thing (like 5 years ago) and had a daughtr with her too .... sooo guess that's the end of that timeline
CosmicWhiskey 16 Nov, 2018 @ 4:27am 
By the way, i met the girl i want to marry
CosmicWhiskey 16 Nov, 2018 @ 4:26am 
Lol you just texted me but i didnt tell you about the steam comments muhahahahahahhahahahahahah
CosmicWhiskey 16 Nov, 2018 @ 4:11am 
#thatwasajoke
CosmicWhiskey 16 Nov, 2018 @ 4:11am 
i like it when you bang a ho and kill her for like a tenth of your money back
CosmicWhiskey 16 Nov, 2018 @ 4:10am 
Just saw online that you can connect a switch pro controller to steam on a mac now, might look that up and install the san andfreas edition of the grand theft auto series.
truly a rivetting video game
CosmicWhiskey 16 Nov, 2018 @ 4:08am 
i'm in this cafe in uxbridge, it's pretty boring, waiting to watch harry potter which is in like an hour and a half. i could easily whatsapp you but my phones in my bag
CosmicWhiskey 16 Nov, 2018 @ 4:07am 
basically said the same comment a year and a half ago
CosmicWhiskey 16 Nov, 2018 @ 4:06am 
I'm level 6 bro! mum would be so proud!
CosmicWhiskey 15 Nov, 2018 @ 2:25pm 
Macbook Pros CAN be gaming laptops! #Obama
El Baguette 29 Sep, 2018 @ 6:22am 
add for trade
Lemon Man 28 Jan, 2018 @ 7:33am 
Yup, also about Muslisms, goes to show how unaware and uneducated the guy is, it's hilarious actually haha :D
CosmicWhiskey 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:41am 
Also I'm bored and gtaIV doesn't work on my macbook pro
CosmicWhiskey 23 Jun, 2017 @ 2:40am 
I'm level 5 in Steam now. #proud
LoosSerine 22 Aug, 2016 @ 4:40am 
+rep:steammocking:
Arcani 11 Jun, 2016 @ 8:26am 
Meow :3