I was the solo that blasted your buddies north of Healing Waters, I'm glad you guys got out. I was getting the last point to finish the event and was trying to actively avoid teams lmao, unfortunately we just happened to run into each other

10/10 racist af

nice aimbot in hunt....

[10:58 PM]
Hagas Macho Gaspacho:
Behold! Mine field of repeating digits harvests plenty, while thine lies barren.
/random 0-99 : 32
/random 0-99 : 32

[11:03 PM]
Chad Stride Derpy:
Behold! Mine field of repeating digits harvests plenty, while thine lies barren.
/random 0-99 : 13
/random 0-99 : 97
Ha ha! Twas but some common trickery.
SHUT
THE
♥♥♥♥
UP

[20:09]
Joj Jej Jorn:
early air to air missiles be like
*sees sun*
it's free real estate

[12:11 AM]
Grenadier Derpy:
i'm gonna discover the earth is flat

Joj Jej Jorn:
what

Grenadier Derpy:
i didn't stutter

[7:17 PM]
Grenadier Derpy:
HI
IM OCELOT
THE LADIES CALL ME FLOSSALOT
BECAUSE I SOAK THEIR PANTIES WITH MY FORTNITE DANCES

[21:45]
Joj Jej Jorn:
astrology b!tches make my çock go in retrograde

[02:59]
Joj Jej Jorn:
i'm sure glad i learned how to play the skin flute instead of knowing how to change the oil in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car

Eat my jorts

[4:09 PM]
Grenadier Derpy:
Hello! My name is Ocelot Shazbot. :) Cyndi Lauper is the most inspirational person in my life!! >:3

[9:12 PM]
Grenadier Derpy:
Operation fart blee kum

[23:02]
【Triple☆Star】:
i went on a really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ date a few days ago
now my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is 2 sizes bigger and i have to buy a new butt plug
wrong person

[21:46]
Grenadier Derpy:
hyper is the ponce de leon of our era except instead of being black hes gay

[7:11 PM]
Grenadier Derpy:
why do half the things in my freezer freeze

[11:43 PM]
Grenadier Derpy:
would you eat the forbidden chernobyl cheerito

FACE JELLY FOOT HEAD

[3:55 PM]
Saint Derpy:
hi im ocelot i create 3 boxes worth of Kraft mac and cheese, each using 25% more milk then the recipe calls for, and i soak my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scalp in it while its cooking

[11:05 PM]
Grenadier Slurpy: ztingy bingie

⠄⠄⠄⢰⣧⣼⣯⠄⣸⣠⣶⣶⣦⣾⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⢀⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⠿⠿⠶⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⢀⡅⢠⣾⣛⡉⠄⠄⠄⠸⢀⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉⠋⣰ ⠄⣼⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀⣤ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴⣿⡗

⢀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⠃⠄ ⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣥⣒⠲⢮⣝⡿⣿⣿⡆⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿

[18:30]
Grenadier Slurpy:
dirty deeds done for a small financial investment

[18:31]
Obama Manspreading:
contemptible affairs completed in exchange for an excessively lenient amount of currency

[21:01]
Grenadier Slurpy: We've lost communications with Hyper. Package assumed K.I.A.

[21:01]
Hagas Macho: 9/11 was bad. i want hyper's package near my face

[00:30]
Hagas Macho: Vagrant! Do not attempt to cast your eyes on my personage. Instead, thou should mount thy knees and place your lips upon my phallus. To anyone, the next procedure should be obvious.

Bling-Bling Boy: framed the jonestown massacre on mayor mccheese

2:41 PM - HaH MaaM: STOP SENDING ME DISGUSTING PENISES

8:40 PM - HaH MaaM: don't you even think of smelling that spoon
8:41 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: i drooperofed a faatsr sahite injh the fagghot
8:41 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: bihfg oll; logf rightyu ibn the bitdsch

(talking about the winter war)
19:17 - HaH MaaM: you wouldn't be russian to the battlefield
19:17 - HaH MaaM: i think your will to fight would be finnished

7:43 PM - Saint Derpy: I CAN COVER MY LEGS
7:43 PM - Saint Derpy: ITS A SCROTUM QUILT
7:43 PM - Saint Derpy: A SQUILT

(1)
2:23 PM - Saint Derpy: so ocelot
2:23 PM - Saint Derpy: i want you to picture this
2:23 PM - Saint Derpy: you wake up in the middle of the night
2:24 PM - Saint Derpy: silent night
2:24 PM - Saint Derpy: holy night
2:24 PM - Saint Derpy: just then you roll off your bed and onto the floor
2:24 PM - Saint Derpy: but you dont walk the dinosaur
2:24 PM - Saint Derpy: instead you go into your closet to throw on your pumped up kicks
2:25 PM - Saint Derpy: from there you go into your bathroom
2:26 PM - Saint Derpy: in an attempt to wake up, you grab a brush and put on a little makeup
2:26 PM - Saint Derpy: then you walk out of the bathroom towards the window
2:26 PM - Saint Derpy: you accidentally hit the wall
2:27 PM - Saint Derpy: it startles you, sweat drips down your balls

(2)
2:28 PM - Saint Derpy: in an attempt to hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
2:28 PM - Saint Derpy: you whisper to yourself
2:28 PM - Saint Derpy: "its crawling in my skin"
2:30 PM - Saint Derpy: just then
2:30 PM - Saint Derpy: an alabama ♥♥♥♥♥♥, who wants to be free
2:30 PM - Saint Derpy: came into the window, with the sound of a crescendo
2:30 PM - Saint Derpy: as youre struck by a smooth criminal
2:31 PM - Saint Derpy: your mother awakes
2:31 PM - Saint Derpy: and shouts "annie are you ok?"
2:31 PM - Saint Derpy: Fin.

3:41 PM - Saint Derpy: picture this ocelot
3:41 PM - Saint Derpy: youre a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
3:41 PM - Saint Derpy: oh wait

15:04 - Ho Ho Hogas Macho: sahlyn's feets beat meat for gash

22:56 - Hamgas Turduckacho: it was only then at the moment i shot the toddler for throwing a penny into a wishing well did i realize i may be jewish and goodnight

>

3:04 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: imagine you stroll into a town
3:05 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: youve never been to before
3:05 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: and people are looking at you weird and whispering "omg its texas red"
3:05 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: and your like wtf but just shrug it off
3:06 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: and you go to the local saloon to here the word around town and maybe grab yourself a whiskey or two
3:06 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: you consult with the bartender as he pours your glass and he mentions some arizona ranger in town
3:07 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: just then you hear a scream and turn around to see some ranger standing in the door way facing you

3:07 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: before you can even speak he draws his colt repeater and puts a round straight through your chest
3:08 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: your vision fades as you collapse against the barstools and drop your drink
3:08 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: shattering the glass
3:09 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: and as you pass here on the floor of some small towns saloon away from home
3:09 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: you hear one of the patrons exclaim "the rangers aim was deadly, with the big iron on his hip!!!"
3:10 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: the people cheer as your vision fades

20:27 - Porkhammer: how lucky can one guy be
20:27 - Porkhammer: i sucked on her 8-inch D
20:27 - Porkhammer: like a fella once said
20:27 - Porkhammer: ain't that a spread on the bed?

1:02 - Grenadier Slurpy: i swear
21:02 - Splatman John: every
21:02 - Splatman John: time
21:02 - Splatman John: i
21:02 - Splatman John: do
21:02 - Splatman John: it
21:02 - Splatman John: makes
21:02 - Splatman John: me
21:03 - Splatman John: Remember Normandy, June 6th, 1944. It was like it was yesterday. All of my best friends died on the beach before even getting to the first line. The only member of my squad who survived was Private Jackson. I hated that guy. Funny how he was the only other one to survive past day 10.

7:43 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: they cant handle
7:43 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: the candle
7:44 PM - Grenadier Slurpy: what the ♥♥♥♥ i meant to type truth

12:36 AM - HyperHamster: froggle the spognam intot he spizwizzle

12:14 PM - Trabahabajuhamicus: better to be
12:14 PM - Trabahabajuhamicus: a chronic masturbator
12:14 PM - Trabahabajuhamicus: than
12:14 PM - Trabahabajuhamicus: a chronic incestor
12:24 PM - HyperHamster: no need to worry about incestuous ♥♥♥♥ when you've got high-res pictures of square-studded lego brick

𝓢𝓛𝓤𝓡𝓟𝓛𝓔 𝓝𝓤𝓡𝓟𝓛𝓔

5:39 PM - 【Triple☆Star】: my childhood dream was a loving father

2:20 AM - 【Triple☆Star】: HEY GUYS JAKE GYLLENHAAL HERE WITH ANOTHER EPISODE OF
2:21 AM - 【Triple☆Star】: ＳＵＣＣ  ＣＵＭ

9:00 PM - Austin sauce: i didnt know the rape help hotline was for the victums

5:15 PM - Grenadier Derpy: would you eat the goat from undertales ass
5:16 PM - 【Triple🎄Star】: i dont
5:16 PM - Grenadier Derpy: do it
5:16 PM - Grenadier Derpy: d
5:16 PM - Grenadier Derpy: o
5:16 PM - Grenadier Derpy: i
5:16 PM - Grenadier Derpy: t

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12:14 AM - 【Triple☆Star】: 𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝓊𝑔 𝑜𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝒶𝓉 𝓃𝓊𝓉𝓈 𝓉𝑜𝓃𝓎, 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉