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Server: Cormyr.
Guild: Raven Clan.
Characters:
Kendo, L. 14 Fighter, Stormglory Typhoon.
Beinknekkeren, L. 2 Monk, The Marketplace.
Heksemesteren, L. 3 Wizard, The Harbor.
Karbin, L. 12 Fighter, The Marketplace.
Kengj, L. 6 Rogue, The Marketplace.
Kenkir, L. 1 Paladin, The Harbor.
Kenvi, L. 20+ Ranger, Gianthold.
I am in Scandinavia/Europe but with fiber cables and high speed net these distances doesn no longer mean as much as before :).
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Frozen Synapse.
Darksiders.
Puzzle Agent.
Cthulu Saves the World.
Breath of Death VII: The Beginning.
Civilization V.
Fantasy Wars.
Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light.
Resident Evil 5.
XCOM: UFO Defense.
XCOM: Terror From the Deep.
XCOM: Enforcer.
XCOM: Interceptor.
XCOM: Apocalypse.
XCOM: Enemy Unknown. (x2).
XCOM: Enemy Unknown - Slingshot Pack.
XCOM: Enemy Unknown - Elite Soldier Pack.
Poker Night at the Inventory.
Warhammer 40000:Dawn of War II - Retribution.
Spec Ops the Line.
Starpoint Gemini.
Interstellar Marines.
Deus Ex.
The Testament of Sherlock Holmes.
Company of Heroes.
Company of Heroes: Tales of Valor.
Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts.
Stronghold Crusader HD.
Hack'n Slash.
Meridian World.
GTA San Andreas.
Assassins Creed III.
Windborne. (x5).
Defense Grid 2. (x2).
Defense Grid: Containment Bundle. (x3).
Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes.
Fallen: A2P Protocol.
Sneaky Sneaky.
Tomb Raider.
Lethal Tactics.
Black Panther
It would take you...
13232 continuous hours
1 year,186 days,8 hours,14 minutes
of gameplay to complete your Steam library
IN THIS TIME YOU COULD...
Travel from America's coast to coast in a car 247 times
IN THIS TIME YOU COULD...
Travel to Venus 5 times
Do you want to plunder this charming little hut and burn it to ashes?
OK Cancel
I mean when you get a quesstion like that it is really just one answer, so I clicked OK.
Got experience, leveld up, got 2500 gold pieces, got a nice picture of a burning peasant hut, and heard a lot of crashing, clashing and screaming.
It sort of remind me of the time when the warlord asked conan what the best things in life were and his reply was:
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
After killing all the sheep in the start.
1. My mother: What was that noise back there?
Me: It was me, I killed all the sheep.
Mother: Why did you do that?
Me: I don't want to be a sheperd anymore, I want to be something else.
Mother: Sometimes I just don't know who you are amymore.
Then she goes back to work.
After killing a chicken.
2. Stable Boy: Do you get some kind of bizare pleasure of killing small animals?
Me: com'on it was just a chicken.
After killing another chicken.
3. Stable Boy: You killed Clucky! Why, why did you do it.
Me: You actually called one of your chickens Clucky?
After killing an ox.
4. Who do you think you are, the butcher from Mora Sul?
After killing both oxen.
5. Oh no, that was Myrdras favourite oxen she is gonna kill me.