Why is the new Ark game so ass?

:D

How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down, into my core
Where I've become so numb, without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there, and lead it, back, home
Wake me up inside
Wake me up inside
Call my name and save me from the dark
Bid my blood to run
Before I come undone
Save me from the nothing I've become
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

rest in pieces america
rest in pieces

Now listen closely!
If you want to be a villain number one, you have to catch a superhero on the run.
If you want to be known on the street, have to make a plan on the run.
Just follow my moves, and sneak around, be careful not to make a sound!
AGRESSIVELY STEPS ON BRANCH
No don't touch that!
Now look at this net, that I just found, when I say "Go!" be ready to throw!
GO!
THROW IT ON HIM NOT ME!
Ugh, let's try something else.
Now hear's the deal, he's going to slip on this banana peel!
AGGRESIVELY SLIPS ON BANANA PEEL
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
We are number one!

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