Behold the penis of a microbe, a trembling protein pilus, thinner than a hair, unfeeling yet exquisitely precise, a microscopic straw of life shooting DNA like forbidden secrets, and though it lacks nerves, blood, or warmth, it mirrors the human penis in its ritual of connection—only instead of flesh and fire, it’s a slick conduit for existence, and here, the strawberry jam and European-compliant chocolate with at least 30% cacao bind them both, a cosmic sticky bridge where alien fermented milkjuice drips into sugar-filled orgasms, gliding through sweetness while paper straws make drinking from juiceboxes insufferable, degenerating life quality and reminding us that some pleasures, microbial or human, demand proper conduits and no compromises.

Sometimes I watch sea eagles circling over the water and feel my thoughts unspool like mermaids beneath them, their tails moving in soft, fluid waves that resemble a soft penis. Uncommitted softness, suggestive, drifting, almost shy... while a hard penis feels more like the eagle’s dive: direct, architectural, cutting clean through hesitation instead of dissolving into it, because rigidity declares what fluidity only hums about in briny daydreams.

And if you’re trying to choose between floating and striking, remember there’s vitamin E in peanut butter for the glow and theobromine in chocolate nudging a little water loss so you can feel leaner. And honestly just eat your Kinder Bueno, it’s good to put nice juicy things in your mouth while the tide figures itself out. Cry less dude.

The penis is made of predominantly water (H₂O); structural proteins rich in collagen and elastin formed from repeating peptide units (–NH–CHR–CO–)ₙ with relatively low keratin content (a cysteine-rich protein, C₃H₇NO₂S); membrane and barrier lipids including phospholipids such as phosphatidylcholine (≈C₄₂H₈₂NO₈P), cholesterol (C₂₇H₄₆O), triglycerides (≈C₅₅H₉₈O₆), and fatty acids like palmitic acid (C₁₆H₃₂O₂) and oleic acid (C₁₈H₃₄O₂); carbohydrates including glucose (C₆H₁₂O₆) and small amounts of glycogen ((C₆H₁₀O₅)ₙ); glycosaminoglycans such as hyaluronic acid ((C₁₄H₂₁NO₁₁)ₙ); signaling molecules important for erectile physiology including nitric oxide (NO); nucleic acids (DNA and RNA); and dissolved ions Na⁺, K⁺, Ca²⁺, Mg²⁺, Cl⁻, HCO₃⁻, and phosphate (PO₄³⁻), together forming thin, elastic, highly vascular skin and underlying erectile tissue.

The human ass is made up of molecules including water (H₂O); glucose (C₆H₁₂O₆); glycogen ((C₆H₁₀O₅)ₙ); fatty acids such as palmitic acid (C₁₆H₃₂O₂) and oleic acid (C₁₈H₃₄O₂); triglycerides (commonly approximated as C₅₅H₉₈O₆); phospholipids like phosphatidylcholine (≈C₄₂H₈₂NO₈P); amino acids such as glycine (C₂H₅NO₂), alanine (C₃H₇NO₂), and cysteine (C₃H₇NO₂S); structural and contractile proteins composed of repeating peptide units (–NH–CHR–CO–)ₙ; nucleotides forming DNA ((C₁₀H₁₃N₅O₄)ₙ + PO₄³⁻) and RNA ((C₉H₁₂N₄O₅)ₙ + PO₄³⁻); and dissolved ions including Na⁺, K⁺, Ca²⁺, Mg²⁺, Cl⁻, HCO₃⁻, and phosphate (PO₄³⁻). Collectively, these formulas represent the dominant molecular building blocks of gluteal muscle, adipose tissue, connective tissue, and extracellular fluid.

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