bro can't even aim

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Hey grandpa!

Hey Painwithin lol, you probably don't know me. I'm the guy that sits at the desk closest to the door in gym class. You're really cute xoxo and I was too scared to say this to you in person lol.
but I was hoping we could get together sometime and play games or something more ;-) if not then I get it. You're the teacher and I'm the little student. But I'm really mature for an 18 year old. I'm going to be getting my license in June so you wouldn't have to pick me up at my parents house lol. So maybe we can find some common ground. I'll see you on Monday to hear a 'Yes pwease'. Okay I gotta go, Pizza rolls are done.

soon

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said in game, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches (lol) while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) 🙂 Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be all weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p