Recent reviews by ^4PISTOOLZ

Are people buying this as a joke??!?!?!

The game suffers from a linear progression. There's ♥♥♥♥ all to do, as well as it's graphics look like my 30yr old arsehole, Smudged. The game is no bigger to download then Age of empires 1 (I should add, a game made in 1997) and id say AOE still has better graphics.

I really don't understand the hype. I gave it roughly 2 hours of gameplay, killed a boss and within this time i had already figured out its rinse and repeat farm to kill another boss with the same ♥♥♥♥ crafting system. For $29 AUD i just don't get it. Guess ill be one of the few who didn't enjoy.

Graphics - 1/10 (It showed pixels on my screen)
Gameplay - 2/10 (It let me farm and craft with a basic hud)
Download size and hardware needed - 900mb and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ potato that has windows 2.0 (Literally the only thing its got going for it.) 10/10

If you enjoy hacking, and slashing and then hacking some more without ever taking a bath to clean all the blood and sweat from you, Then this is your game!
Shadow Warrior was quote the unexpected game. With a doom like feel it drags you in and feeds you ton's of weapons to help kill with. Fast actions with a slow story kinda makes this game drag on. The feeling that your always fighting the same battles and always retracing your steps makes progression a big grind. Was well worth the money i payed 6 years ago when i bought it on special. Voice acting and overall development of the character/s makes you smile and laugh. ALWAYS EAT THE FORTUNE COOKIES!

"A man who drops the soap in the shower is super bummed"

7/10

The good is you want more.
The bad is the game only last about 3 and a half hours.

I recommend when its on sale.

If you liked Dead Island, Then youll love dying light which is a much more fluent, fast past zombies action game.

Pretty much one of those games you can sit infront of for 48 hours straight whilst your wife and family fend for themselves in the real world. All for a good cause as your doing your bit in the zombie apocoylpse!

Now, I owned this game on ps4 when it first came out and barly played it, Yes im more of a pc platform player but as soon as it came on sale and a mate and i (SHOUTOUT TO JORGY BOY) decided to buy it and never looked back.
We both now cant wait for Dying light 2.
Co-op is a blast which is 1-4 players. The added DLC is great and the community is still there, just in the dying stages... See what i did there?


Great game 8.5/10

Would co-op again

Worst console to pc port ever fullstop .

Look, the game had so much hype and ive been waiting for it for a while.
After buying and playing for an hour i can look past the fact that the camera view feels like its got input lag when you move your mouse, but in relaity its just the ♥♥♥♥ port not accommodating the full potiential of how a pc works.

Gameplay wasnt what i was lead to believe it was surposed to be. The screenshots and ingame footage, i was thinking a grimy world and epic battles with lots of blood. Instead it felt like the game is directed at 12yr old's with happy over the top colours. NEEDS MORE DARKNESS IM HUNTING MONSTERS.

I did enjoy making my character tho, really customizable with alot to changes.

Im still not sure what the game is directed to be. A multiplayer co-op monster hunting game? Cant be surely if you cant see your friends outside of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ quests? Why let us join a 16 slot server with randoms if you cant even see them (bar one location)?

Its surposed to be MONSTER HUNTER yet ive got a scrawny cat next to me fighting dragons.


5/10

Dont buy this game expecting to enjoy it with friends. You'll most likely get a few hours of gameplay then realize how ♥♥♥♥ it is on pc, and then your passed the hours of being able to refund it.

Game dosnt have Australian servers.

Would be fun, but no point untill they do.

EDIT:
For all the haters, just telling the truth.
Why would you want to play an online only game with 150+ ping.. I did that when Australia had dial up. Its 2018, No thanks.

Rocket Powered RC Cars, Why hasnt it been done before?

A cross-platform game that pits pc players with or against psn players great fun filled game that can become very frustrating within missing the ball by a millimetre.

The skill gap on this game is very high. You will get ranked low when you first start but thats simply becasue there isnt another game that makes you immediately a pro at double jumping and flying across the map to do a ceiling shot.
The game becomes extremly rewarding as you see you own progress pretty quickly.

People become extremly toxic in game. Never seen a community so tilited 24/7 and ive come from COD4 and CSGO. Once you get to a certain skill (Platinum/Diamond) you rely on teammates to work together. Instead you usually get ball chasers and ball hogs. Whilst this can be avoided by simply sitting back and trying to work in with them the game itself then becomes tedious and tiresome.

Rocket League is the first game to support cross-network play between Xbox One and PC. ... However, while players on both consoles can now go up against friends on PC, that doesn't mean Rocket League will support cross-platform play between Xbox One and PS4.

The game is cross-platform
Game is always getting updates and new features.
Gameplay is perfect for friends 2v2,3v3
8/10

PLAYER UNKNOWN BATTLEGROUNDS or PUBG is a battle royale game which pits you against up to 100 players per game. Whilst there is great value and fun for a squad or duo of friend/s the game itself can become quite boring. The repeated feeling of looting for 30 minutes to realise you havnt seen any other players which is astonishing considering there is 100 players on the map turns into quickly realising youve been shot from players who are camping in the "Blue Circle."
Rinse and Repeat.

But hence that is the game. There isnt a better feeling in any game right now of when you find a kar98k fully deck it out, Im talking 8x with bullet loops and silencer to be "clickin heads" all over the map. Every gun has its own feel which i personally think is the reason the cod games have died. It takes a certain amount of skill to get kills rather then bunny hop/strafe jumping and spraying off the hip to get a +15 (Promod cod4 can i get an amen).

All in all the game is fun and is worth the purchase. Itll only continue to grow as the sales and concurrent players dosnt lie for statistics.

3.5/5

Needs new maps so its not the same over and over and over and more weapons to use at your disposal and ffs the amount of money its made the games is horrendously coded and i assume they are to busy porting the game to console to care about the master pc race anymore.

Pick a place to loot ---------------------------------- Pick a place to loot
Jump from plane ----------------------------------- Jump from plane
Loot said area ---------------------------------- Loot said area bearley surving the onslaught
Circle is close just need a car --------------------- Circle is the furthest point away
Yay you found a car! --------------------------- F*^K no car in sight!
Drive to circle and haul up in a building -------- WELL youve just wasted 30 minutes of looting
Perfect shrink ------- Kill perople and steal meds to survive the blue
Survive for a chicken dinner! -------------------------Snake your way to victory

CONGRATUALTIONS YOU ARE PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

Game's skill level isnt even how its portrayed. Game dosnt have ranked mm. Its all quickmatch and honestly wasnt what it is hype up to be.


Everybody has a right to an opinion. Myself who grew up playing games such as Unreal Tournament got hyped when i heard and read and researched this game. However after the 1.4 hours played, the game itself didnt grab me. Is bare bones when it comes to classes, has little to no replayability and thats my opinion. The skill this game is pretty much trying to be sold on isnt there. It's a quick 5v5 match against any random players as far as i could tell.

Untill the game has more updates and has more to it i cant recommend it. Its a bare game, That has some nice little features (the anti gravity zones) but for $30 usd ($38 australian) its not enough. I mean the game had an beta release that changed pretty much nothing upon release.

Im sorry my review has rustled a few people.

Awesome! Works well for me over wifi, can now play all my steam libary. The steam controller takes a bit of getting used to but other then that 100% love!