Recent reviews by P

Imagine the game is called "Marathon" and 70% of the time your not even Running 😂.....
When you Climb and press space (x,a on controller) 9 out of 10 times your shell (character) jumps away from where your trying to climb to..... (Unless you don't spam "The JUMP button" like me)

The menu is Confusing af.

Gameplay and Movement is slow af. When the time to kill is fast af. (YING AND YANG) (BALANCE IS KEY, Clearly Bungie did not understand this when they made MARATHON)

They have a whole f****ng wheel regarding consumable's.... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. we only need a shield recharge and a HP recharge.... all this extra none-sense..
Players don't want more of challenge in the sense of "what item do i Use when I am affected by GAS?!". 😂😂 They want a challenge in Terms of Combat mechanics that revolves around PVP or PVE interactions...
These Developers get more and more stupid with each year that passes.. Its really sad... I bet they used A.I to figure out "how to give the players a challenge".....

FOV 105 is really 60 or 70 😂 (I SWEAR BUNGIE DISAPPOOOIINTED ME WITH THIS) (THIS IS SIMPLE STUFF, WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU NOT ALLOW HIGHER FOV.)

COSMETICS are ahh. (the whole reward/battle pass.... ahh) (the shell designs are so bad from an artistic point of view... really lazy regarding character design.) THE ROOK was the most amusing to me 😂

The playtest had all these issues stated above.. but i ended up refunding the game because with the full release the game. my game started freezing and stuttering because my CPU doesn't have a large cache or the new X3D L3 cache..
And if you don't have a CPU with good cache or the new X3D technology don't expect to get competitive frames.

PERSONAL ISSUE: what the actual f*ck do you have to do in order for a game to freeze or stutter on release when the playtest did not?!....

Honestly, If you only enjoy game like "Arc Raiders" and "Tarkov"... then sure go for it maybe you will love it.. But this game will also die out if the issues I stated above are not fixed....

Many games will die out including this one when "GTA 6" gets released.... But this game can have a fighting chance if... and only IF. the issues I stated above are fixed.

I hope you'll be having a good rest of your life and afterlife.

✅ Smoke.
✅ Drink.
✅ Drive.
✅ Eat Nuggets.
✅ Spray Bears.
✅ Smoke more. (Smoking actually enhances the respiratory system making you run faster in contrast to reality)
✅ Drink and drive. (fully legal btw.)
✅ Eat more Nuggets.
✅ Invite your RV buddies to extinguish loneliness.
✅ Drink and Smoke with RV buddies.
✅ Obliterate the RV.
✅ Repair and fix the RV.
✅ Drink beer after repairing.
✅ Continue driving
✅ Avoid catastrophes.
✅ RV buddies throwing cans at you.
✅ Accept catastrophe.
✅ Crash and obliterate the RV and force your RV buddies to repair it.
✅ Smoke and watch your RV buddies repair and fix the RV.
✅ Keep driving.
✅ Avoid eagles, (yes there are eagles that grab your little a**.)
✅ Smoke more.
✅ Reach destination.
✅ Take one last smoke.

RV OUT OF 10.

When A.I. takes over.

WHEN THEY DECIDED TO ADD PIRATES THEY LOST ME.
IMAGINE ALL THE THINGS A "DUNGEON" THEMED GAME COULD ADD AND SDF CHOOSE TO ADD F***ING PIRATES!?!?!

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS GAME...

SDF NEEDS TO GO AND GET LAID, that boy SDF hasn't seen a hole in a very long time. He probably thinking of this game when he is doing his wife....
I hope he has a wife... even tho it seems the other way.
at the end of day, SDF NEEDS TO AND SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK OF HIS MISTAKES.

this is my review.. keep in mind I have two children and a wife... also I am a full time doctor in the fields of neurology.

I am qualified to determine ones neurological state, based on their decision making/behavior. And believe me when I say this... SDF has either a brain tumor. or he has psychological trauma from when he was a child... or he got bullied in school and wants to take it out on his community manager.... even the community manager told us what species SDF is. he for sure ain't mentally healthy ... adding f***ing pirates to a dungeon crawler...

make it free. i guess it'll never become free 😔

DESTROY EVERYTHING PURE MAYHEM!

I LOVE THIS GAME.... BUT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdOKEgrwZHc

THEY NERFED THE MOVEMENT MECHANICS!!!!! WHYYYY!??? RETURN THE OLD SLIDE MECHANICS AT LEAST... ZIP LINE SUPER JUMP I MISS YOU 2.. BUT I MISS THE EASY SLIDE MUCH MORE!


JUST A LITTLE BUFF TO SOME AREAS... GIVE ME MY BEARD!

BUFF THE MOVEMENT (SPEED IN GENERAL(FOR ALL CLASSES), VAULTING SPEED, SPEED OF ANIMATIONS ALSO)
BUFF JUMPADS AND SPEED ON ZIPLINES
GIVE US MORE "FREE" COSMETICS. THIS IS ABSURD, AFTER A WHILE I GOT MY BEARD!
ALL THE FREE COSMETIC OPTIONS YOU HAVE FROM THE START("GET-GO") REALLY LOOK AWFUL.
WHATEVER I DO MY CHARACTER LOOKS WEIRD AS F**K..
ADD MORE HAIRSTYLES, FACIAL HAIR, EVEN THE HEADS LOOK AWFUL WE NEED MORE VARIETY TO SKIN COLOR ETC.
EMBARK... PLEASE FIX THE ISSUES STATED ABOVE......AT LEAST SOME OF THEM,

THEN THE "THUMBS UP" SHALL BE EARNED.

Shoot for the stars, Aim for the moon - R.I.P Pop Smoke.

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." - N.A (N.A.S.A)

Trust me, this is it.... when it comes to Weapons of Destruction in Space.......


BUY THIS GAME RIGHT NOW, YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!

#BOUNDARY4LIFE

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