So natty its not even funny. He is also a fake famous

+rep robbed me of my innocence at a family gathering while everyone was eating dinner

In a modest Long Island establishment devoted to the noble art of bagel craft, this very diminutive gentleman erupted with the fury of one convinced that the universe itself had committed an egregious slight. With theatrical grandeur, he proclaimed to the assembled patrons, “Women on dating sites say it all the time! You think I’m making that up? Everywhere I go I get that same F'ing smirk with the biting lip!” His gestures were those of a man both wounded and philosophically affronted. When a more serene observer attempted gentle counsel, the lad retorted with unparalleled authority: “Shut your mouth! You’re not God or my father or my boss!” Ultimately, a larger man escorted him to the floor, thus concluding an outburst of such operatic intensity that the humble bagel shop would not soon recover its dignity. This is his steam profile....

I happened upon this gentleman emerging from the lavatory of the local Goodwill establishment, and to my absolute astonishment, he bore upon his footwear a trailing fragment of bathroom finery... a delicate ribbon of bath tissue, no doubt acquired during the solemn moment in which he elected to… relieve his earthly burdens.

Truly, an opportunity was lost: any enterprising soul should have graciously intercepted this wayward strand of once-utilitarian hygienic parchment and subsequently presented it upon eBay as a rare artifact... its value surely sufficient to secure not merely comfort, but generational prosperity for one’s entire lineage.

So famous it's not even funny. He is also a fake natty, he has been on PEDs for around 16 months, he did 300 MG of Test, 300 MG of Deca, 300 MG of EQ, he also did 50 MG of Anavar, and 50 MG of MK677

dont ask about tooki loc