Recent reviews by Ørtycodone

Childhood/ One of the BEST Soundtracks of all games (besides World of Warcraft, TES and The Witcher <3) :).

My favorite Game series beneath World of Warcraft and The Elder Scrolls. Pure shame V-Bucks Fortnite cartoon lookin ahh game. 2/10

-{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Addictive like Heroine (And I am on Heroine indeed)
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Very fast
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult (But it's a lovely learning process Dawg)
☐ Dark Souls

---{Story}---
☐ There is none
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☑ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☑ Worth the price
☐ wait for sale
☐ Not recommended
☐ Burning your money is better

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs (More minor then Drakes girls)
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a nuke full of bug spray

---{hackers}---
☑ there is none
☐ not much
☐ there is few
☐ there is one every game
☐ unplayable

Rating:

12/10 (After World of Warcraft, it is the best MMORPG <3) - Add me if u want, I need (online) friends <3!

On King David, on BD!

Diablo is always a classy <3!!

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Dis gud 10/10 <3.

After the "the Witcher 3" the best RPG imo <3!
Love Gang Gang <3

Addictive!

--{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Very fast
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Story}---
☐ There is none
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Good
☑ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☑ Worth the price
☐ wait for sale
☐ Not recommended
☐ Burning your money is better

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ Get a nuke full of bug spray

---{hackers}---
☑ there is none
☐ not much
☐ there is few
☐ there is one every game
☐ unplayable

A lot of fun, with a passive gameplay.