OriginIsOk
Evan Reed
United States
They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana, and burned my fingerprints off. They WILL not find me.
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They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana, and burned my fingerprints off. They WILL not find me.
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Listening To Death Grips While Playing Minecraft
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IM MINING. WHOOP. WHOOP.
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This foid cracks chuds
12 Jun @ 11:40am 
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resident lightskin
30 Apr @ 5:46pm 
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some garlic
18 Mar @ 11:13pm 
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Basil Scented Bees
12 Mar @ 11:49am 
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midna
8 Mar @ 6:30pm 
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Basil Scented Bees
24 Oct, 2025 @ 9:40am 
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.