that feel when one day you'll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the 'Spoons but your lad Calum who's an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like 'brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead' and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."

Can a Gay Vegan swallow semen and still be considred a vegan?

Vegans don't eat dairy, semen is a protein containing substance from a mammal, that's very close to dairy. The fact that it comes from a mammal also means it's an "animal product" ... Sure you might not be hurting anyone, but does that seriously mean you would consider yourself a vegan if you swallowed semen? I don't mean any of this in offense, in anyway.. just wondered what the consensus was.

My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finally arrived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking at me like i'm some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorrow. Idk man my mom is acting kinda sussy

No joke. Back in 2004, I had a friend who used to make sick percussive beats in class on the pen and pencil. He did some sick 4/4 and 3/4 rhythms sometimes hitting some cheeky 32nd notes and it was too advanced for my 4th grade ears.

I should get him to come start doing music again. In 2013 to 2016 he was a guitarist in a metalcore band with some old friends of ours. When they broke up he went back home to his wife and kind of gave up on life. He just sits at home like a depressed boy and I honestly tried so hard to stay in touch with him but its so hard to do so when all they want is isolation.

I hope to get him back and perhaps get him back on the musical path again. He was a gifted musician.

UwU

butts

Smells like stale Honey Puffs.

good player in mw2 but he is a prick <3

get owned

ENCULE DE TA SALE RACE
CREVE ENCULE CHEATER
CREVE ..................................................

pathetic coward mw2 cheater

cheater ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Pathetic wall hack coward rat player , little p.nis L-LOSER ! IDIOT

pičko

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

lol .. kicked me out because i was better than him ... funny

LOOSER CHEAT ♥♥♥♥

SALE RACE DE CHEATER
CREVE ........................................................

FILS DE PUTE DE CHEATER
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OK

Only if xTRFY is there

well toaster we have a gay week her in Stockholm ................. welcome

or maby NOT

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sooooooooooo baaaaaaaaad .. do it better

I wish you all the new years

I wish you a Happy New Year

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

I don't need no ground. Live Life Adventurously™

I suggest putting the third prong on your avatars plug. Make it more British.

+rep tbagged hadz live on stream

Happy Easter

10/10 would eat KSG slugs again

zjeb na kampie

poopy

poop snizzle

who is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwT7DJLHAKQ

poo through letterbox time

Lol buyers remorse!

This is an utter piece of crap that you've sold me, you knew it was a piece of crap and wanted to get rid. I will be taking legal action against you and paying a visit to sort this out, because what you've done is completely and utterly unacceptable. LOL

I wish you a very gort new year

Merry Christmas

Happy Halloween

GORT

Handi-caps lock.

<3

GO SUCK SOME ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥

LOL WE HAVE A SCHOLAR HERE TOASTER THINKS HE IS SMART WHAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOT

Mmm. Lizard ♥♥♥♥.