Recent reviews by Slemph

Literally one of my all-time favorite games. A lot of games that have been hyped up lately failed to deliver any promises. Baldurs Gate III barely made any promises but fufilled all the ones other games made. You have so many choices to make, the story is *fantastic*, the graphics are beautiful, the characters are interesting and you always want to keep going with the game. I'm sure I'll do many more playthroughs of this fantastic and near perfect game.

Also shadowheart is the best girl in the world and I will not debate that because it's a fact

game is one day old, played for 23 hours, can recommend

Who needs fps anyway

Fell in love with a giant mech 10/10

0 / 10 where the ♥♥♥♥ is cheeseburger :(

First of all, the gunplay in Far Cry 5 feels amazing. You know that stupid feeling in a lot of games that you have when you reload a gun? You know, when it seems like your character lowkey WANTS to die because he takes his sweet little time?
Yea, invest a few perks and you'll be reloading an LMG like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMG.
You can customize your guns, yea, but it's not really... much of a choice. You can choose wether you want a silencer with edges or one thats round so I guess if you're more the edgy type go have fun with that (and you can choose what scope you want so that's that).

Your character is also customizable, although if you are like me and have no friends you'll only see your character whenever you die or on those cool "wanted" posters, but that's about it.
Just like Professor Oak, the game asks you if you're female or male, but that really makes no difference since your character apparently does not know how to talk.
But if you rather want some anime moaning whenever you get hurt instead of some bull grunting, go choose the female option.

The graphics are quite pretty, nice shadows, some textures seem off and the facial and water animations are kinda... meh but there's nothing to complain about when you're talking about the graphics.

But oh boy is there a lot to complain about in... like every other section? You'd think the game would be fixed by now but Ubisoft was busy pumping their money into Rainbow Six Siege because that game apparently can't die, because I still saw cars flying around, NPCs not spawning (so you gotta reload the game and do everything all over again), enemys spawning right infront of you, but hey, maybe those are all just features. I mean we all want flying cars don't we?

NPCs are a thing of course, you'll meet 'em in a game like that. And you can have 1, and for the extra price of some perk points 2 of them as your companions. Let me be straight, they all have their uses, Boomer, "the good boy" can scout out areas, Jess is your small tiddy emo girlfriend that will help you in stealth missions, Adelaide has a helicopter you can steal from her and then shoot her in the head and abonden her because her voicelines are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying, but I'll always recommend Hurk the RPG guy and Cheeseburger the bear. Are they useful?
Well, Hurk can shoot literally everything from the sky and Cheeseburger will go massacre about every outpost alone when they DO work, but usually Hurk is busy shooting rockets at the guy you are trying to melee and Cheeseburger just loves running infront of your car.
It's okay Cheeseburger. I love you.

NPCs especially love standing in doorways, but that's why Far Cry has friendly fire.

I played on hard, because duh, and it makes the game feel quite challenging but also fair. The stealth is the most realistic on hard, the enemys actually hit you instead of blindly firing in the other direction, but there are certain points where the game ♥♥♥♥♥ you up so badly that you regret beeing born.
Scripted missions, missions where stealth is not an option are nearly impossible. You can take a few bullets on normal and easy but you die quite fast on hard (duh, like in real life). That would be okay, except when there's let's say a big ass vault door you gotta open. You open it, it's like a small cutscene but suprise, behind those doors are nearly always some enemys waiting for you. And while you're busy opening the door completely because your character of course wants to do that, those guys are already putting magazines into you.
Or try switching switches in a small burning room thats filling up with more and more enemys and then wait for a helicopter in that small room so you can grapple onto it and hope you won't get shot down while climbing up, all while like 3 bullets kill you.
Yea, that turned a 10 minute mission into a one and a half hour mission.

The game still feels fun, you can enter outposts however you want. Stealthy is the most rewarding, you'll even get some more money, but jumping from a helicopter, wingsuiting to the outpost, using your parachute to land, throwing bombs all over the place while calling in Hurk the rpg guy and Sharky the heavy flamer guy to ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up makes the game even funnier all while you can go and worship the chaos gods (seriously tho, pair those 2 together, you'll get the funniest voicelines).

All things considered, 0 / 10, I can't equip Cheeseburger twice.

"FRÜHER WAR ALLES BESSER"



Leider muss ich mir dieser Aussage anschließen, früher war Robocraft um einiges besser. Dennoch ist Robocraft ein gutes F2P Spiel das sehr viel abwechslung zu anderen Spielen bringt.
Für die, die nichts über Robocraft wissen, möchte ich gerne über die Basics des Spieles gehen:


Man baut sich aus Blöcken, die man aus Spielen wie Minecraft kennt, einen Roboter, setzt verschiedene Waffen, Fortbewegungsmittel, Dekorationen und vieles mehr in diesen Roboter ein. Jeder einzelne Block verfügt über eine gewisse Menge CPU, die die 2000er Marke nicht überschreiten darf.
(2000+ Roboter dürfen dennoch in CustomMatches verwendet werden)

Es gibt viele verschiedene Gamemodes wie das typische "Deathmatch", "Brawl", bei dem man nur MiniRoboter haben darf oder Ranked Matches.


Ein nettes Spielprinizp, wäre da nicht ein kleines Problem:

Dieses Spiel ist Pay2Win. Man kommt an Kisten durch einloggen oder Matches, die eine gewisse Menge an loot geben. Sollte man sich Premium kaufen, verdoppelt sich dieser Loot mal einfach. Man kann Waffen, Schilde, Blöcke, etc. auch zerstören, um "Robits" zu bekommen. Mit denen man sich andere Waffen kaufen kann. Sollte man Premium haben VERDREIFACHT sich die Anzahl an Robits die man bekommt. Mit denen kann man anstatt z.B. einen "Plasma Verwüster" einen "Plasma Zerstörer" kaufen, was das selbe ist. Nur größer und besser.

Das Matchmaking ist meines erachtens auch nicht existent. Du kannst mit einem MiniRoboter der vielleicht 500 CPU hat in eine Runde gehen und kämpfst gegen Roboter die 1900 CPU haben.



Ich muss aber sagen das dieses Spiel sehr viel Spaß macht. Immerhin ist das bauen ganz nett, die Matches sind spannend und selbst die Community ist besser wie in Spielen wie "Dota", "CsGo" oder "Smite".

Smite fühlt sich überhaupt nicht wie ein Moba an. Während du zwar total auf Skillshots zählen musst, gibt dir die Third-Person-Ansicht ein eher anderes Gefühl. Wer Moba's nicht spielt da Matches ca 45 Min. dauern, ist in Smite genau richtig, da man in der Lage ist Gamemodes wie "Arena" (5v5 Arena) oder "Joust" (3v3) zu spielen, was im Schnitt nicht länger als 20 Min. dauert.


Cons von Smite:

-Die Community. Dafür kann das Spiel selbst nichts und es ist wie in fast jedem Spiel, du wirst selten keinen Salty-Spieler erleben
-Die Server sind viel zu oft down
-Ohne Geld wird es schwer jeden Charakter freizuschalten
-Fidget Spinner, Dabs, Fortnite Tänze.... ufff


Pros von Smite:

-Mit derzeit 98 verschiedenen Göttern wird man sich kaum langweilen
-Mit 5 normalen Spielmodi und einer Modi die sich jeden Tag ändert wird man sich genauso wenig langweilen
-Grafik ist ganz nett.


Das Spiel finanziert sich haupsächlich aus Käufen von Juwelen, die du für Skins, Kisten oder Voicepacks ausgeben kannst. Echtgeld wird das Spiel zu 0% beeinflussen, daher ist das Game zum Glück nicht P2W.
Solltest du jedoch nicht in der Lage sein Skillshots zu treffen, würde ich das Spiel nicht empfehlen.