Comments
2can 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:10pm 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Dony Donowitz 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)


Please respond back to us using your old email:
i_love_black_cock@hotmail.com
✅PreX' Stylez 18 Feb, 2017 @ 8:59am 
blackhammer 3 Feb, 2017 @ 2:01pm 
✅PreX' Stylez 26 Jan, 2017 @ 8:04pm 
o
Goobie 9 Jan, 2017 @ 9:09pm 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)


Please respond back to us using your old email:
i_love_black_cock@hotmail.com
Goobie 18 Nov, 2016 @ 4:56pm 
Java program that calculates if you will win the match with Cuddles (roll the dice baby):

// You basically have a 1/3 chance of winning when playing with Cuddles

public class Cuddles1990 {

public static void main(String[] args) {

// This man is a genuine ♥♥♥♥♥♥

int ass;
int tits;

ass = 1 + (int)(Math.random() * 3);
tits = 1 + (int)(Math.random() * 3);

if(ass == tits) {
System.out.print("Great job, you're going to win, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.");
} else
System.out.print("You'll lose, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Don't play with this nigerian.");

}
}
Pieck Finger(er) 4 Aug, 2016 @ 9:41am 
"Ethan "Ethan2K" Truong, who just recently turned 18-years-old, will receive a big trial for his career as the young player has now been signed by Cloud9, one of North America's premium brand teams."
𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙿𝙰 23 May, 2016 @ 2:58pm 
Java program that calculates if you will win the match with Cuddles (roll the dice baby):

// You basically have a 1/3 chance of winning when playing with Cuddles

public class Cuddles1990 {

public static void main(String[] args) {

// This man is a genuine ♥♥♥♥♥♥

int ass;
int tits;

ass = 1 + (int)(Math.random() * 3);
tits = 1 + (int)(Math.random() * 3);

if(ass == tits) {
System.out.print("Great job, you're going to win, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.");
} else
System.out.print("You'll lose, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Don't play with this nigerian.");

}
}
𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙿𝙰 23 May, 2016 @ 2:32pm 
+-rep good cs:go player overall, floats around LE rank; however he's somewhat inconsistent and some people may have a problem with his voice but i don't
CSGoober 1 May, 2016 @ 1:19pm 
is this the krusty crab
Zambyte 15 Mar, 2016 @ 3:10pm 
6:09 PM - Cuddles is BACK: get then nudes,dont care and dont think
him 10 Feb, 2016 @ 2:39pm 
This kid is a closet homosexual

-bron
him 17 Jan, 2016 @ 9:18am 
░░░▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄
░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
█▀▀██▐███▀▀██▐████
█░░█▌████░░█▌█████
█░░░▀▀▀▀░░░░▀▀▀▀░█
█░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░█
█░░░░░█░░░░░░█░░░█
░█░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀░░░█
░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░░░▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀
It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Zambyte 31 Dec, 2015 @ 10:17am 
▄████▄░▄████▄░░▄██░████▄░░░░░█░█░█▀█░█▀█░█▀█░█░█
▀▀░▄██░██░░██░▀░██░██▄▄▄░░░░░█▀█░█▀█░█▀▀░█▀▀░▀█▀
▄██▀░░░██░░██░░░██░▄░░██░░░░░▀░▀░▀░▀░▀░░░▀░░░░▀░
██████░▀████▀░░░██░▀███▀░█▄░█░█▀▀░█░█░█░░█░█░█▀▀░█▀█░█▀█
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░██░█▀▀░█░█░█░░▀█▀░█▀▀░█▀█░██▀
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀░░▀░▀▀▀░░▀▀▀░░░░▀░░▀▀▀░▀░▀░▀░▀ :headbash:
✨Hot Soup✨ 28 Dec, 2015 @ 9:59pm 
oh come on, you're only 52%, stop exagerating and telling the ladies its bigger.
Cuddles 22 Nov, 2015 @ 1:23pm 
:sans:
Zambyte 19 Nov, 2015 @ 3:34pm 
do NOT sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad ♥♥♥♥ ba̷̶ ԁ ♥♥♥♥ 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎♥♥♥♥ right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my self🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad ♥♥♥♥
Zambyte 19 Nov, 2015 @ 3:21pm 
hi
Zambyte 6 Sep, 2015 @ 1:31pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Zambyte 1 Sep, 2015 @ 7:13am 
∩___∩
   | ノ      ヽ/⌒)
  /⌒) (゚)   (゚) | .|     ▂ ▪ ▂▄▅▆▇■▀▀〓◣▬ ▪ ■ … .
 / /   ( _●_)  ミ/  .▂▅■▀ ▪ ■ ▂¨ ∵▃ ▪ ・
.(  ヽ  |∪|  /   ◢▇█▀ ¨▂▄▅▆▇██■■〓◥◣▄
 \    ヽノ /  ■ ▂▅██▅▆▇██■〓▀▀ ◥◣ ∴ ▪ .
  /      / ▅▇███████▀ ▪ ∴ ….▅ ■  ◥◣
 |   _つ◥▅▆▇████████▆▃▂  ▪ ■▂▄▃▄▂
 |  /ω\ \ ■  ¨ ▀▀▀■▀▀▀ ▪ ■ ∴‥
 | /     )  )
 ∪     (  \
        \_)
eeeeeegggggggggggg 29 Aug, 2015 @ 12:36pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥ at smurf
eeeeeegggggggggggg 4 Aug, 2015 @ 8:35am 
+rep paintbrush hair niqqa
𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙿𝙰 1 Aug, 2015 @ 9:56am 
-rep, walks in front of bullets and gets you banned for team damage on purpose
Rustikles 28 Jul, 2015 @ 8:54am 
★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .
  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere   ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.
  . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .    
 .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .      
 * .  ☾ °  ¸. ...Way up high* ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . . 
  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ... in the Universe...   ° ☾ ★ ° .
  . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ur penis is small .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸.
● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .
  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★
𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙿𝙰 25 Jul, 2015 @ 11:06pm 
● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .
  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere   ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.
  . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .    
 .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .      
 * .  ☾ °  ¸. ...Way up high* ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . . 
  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ... in the Universe...   ° ☾ ★ ° .
  . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ur penis is small .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸.
● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .
  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★
Zambyte 25 Jul, 2015 @ 10:49pm 
● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .
  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere   ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.
  . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .    
 .  °☆  . ● ¸ .   ★ ° .  • ○ ° ★  .      
 * .  ☾ °  ¸. ...Way up high* ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . . 
  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ... in the Universe...   ° ☾ ★ ° .
  . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ ur a dumb ♥♥♥♥ .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸.
● .  ★  ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸  ★  :.  . • ○ ° ★  .  * . .
  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .    ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★
Zambyte 26 May, 2015 @ 5:16pm 
___________________________####__________
_Post this on the_____________#0#0##_________
_Profile of people____________##O###_________
_You have had _______________####__________
_Anal sex with_________________##___________
___________________________######_________
__________________________#######_________
__####__________________#########_________
_#^#^##_________________###_######_________
_##o###_______________###__######_________
__####_______________###___######_________
_____##################____######_________
_____############################_________
______#################____######_________
_______###_______#####_____######_________
______###_______#####______######_________
_____###________#####______######_________
#######_________##########_##############_
__________________________________________
Revenant 16 Mar, 2015 @ 4:13pm 
░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▀▌
░░░░░░░▄▀█░░█▄▀
░░░▄▄▀▐▌░▐▌░█░░░▄▄▀▀▌
░▀▀█░░█▄▄▀░░▄▄▀▀▌▄█▌▌
░░░█░░░░░▄▀▀▄▄▐▒▌███▐
░░░▀░░░▐▀▄█▀▀▒▒▒▌███▐
░░▄▀▀▌░▐▐██▌▒▄▐▒▌███▐▀▐
▐▀▄█▌▌░▐▐█████▐▒▌███▄█▐
▐▐██▌▌░▐▐███▀▒▒▒▌████▀▐
▐▐██▌▌░▐▐███▒▄▐▒▌█▀▄▄▀▀
▐▐██▌▌▀▐▐█████▐▒▄▄▀
▐▐██▌▄█▐▐█▀▀▄▄▀▀
▐▐████▀▐▄▄▀▀
▐▐█▀▀▄▀▀
▐▄▄▀
ravq 13 Oct, 2014 @ 2:47pm 
+rep good trader
Toasty2478 7 Jul, 2014 @ 11:33am 
………….……………………. „-/*"\„,„,
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ :\_ / o '"*'"¯/' WOOF WOOF
……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : : ¸„,-~"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :- GIVE THIS CUTE DOG
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯ TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"¯
: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
Platypus 30 Apr, 2014 @ 1:14pm 
+rep nice trader
Usami 1 Mar, 2014 @ 3:05pm 
+rep, nice and patient trader!
chaochao5 30 Dec, 2013 @ 5:36am 
+rep fast and friendly!
🔫🔫🔫 12 Oct, 2013 @ 3:17pm 
………….……………………. „-/*"\„,„,
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ :\_ / o '"*'"¯/' WOOF WOOF
……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : : ¸„,-~"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :- GIVE THIS CUTE DOG
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯ TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"¯
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~"
tīefietis 27 Sep, 2013 @ 1:41pm 
+rep Good seller.
Kafe 28 Aug, 2013 @ 11:53am 
+rep Sold me a unusaul and scrap banked with me. Multi-service dude FTW
TheLunchKing 15 Mar, 2013 @ 4:52pm 
+rep, fast trade, didn't just add to haggle
⧉ vAGcARNAG◬ 10 Nov, 2012 @ 3:15pm 
+rep nice trade :)
doppel 15 Oct, 2012 @ 5:35pm 
+rep fast and cheap
Walking Talking Stephen Halking 30 Sep, 2012 @ 7:54am 
+Rep,Quick And Easy Trader
fay 29 Sep, 2012 @ 7:06pm 
nice and fast! ^_^
Snufkin 26 Sep, 2012 @ 3:49pm 
Awesome and fast trader, +rep!
MrCoreus 29 Aug, 2012 @ 6:22am 
Very polite and nice trader :) recommended and rep+