Oh Gabe, who art at Valve
Hallowed be thy name
Thy holy sale come
Thy games be fun
On Steam as it is at Valve
Give us this day our daily deals
And forgive us our peasantries
As we forgive those who commit peasantry against us
Lead us not into lootbox
But deliver us to next gen
For thine is the market, the power, and the glory
For ever and ever
GabeN