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Captain Crimson Shaft 25 Nov, 2025 @ 12:52pm 
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Captain Crimson Shaft 27 Aug, 2024 @ 4:57pm 
BEFORE: You -> ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ <- ME
AFTER: You -> Ɑ͞ ̶͞( ° ͜ʖ͡°)̶͞ ﻝﮞ <- ME
Pappy VanWinkle 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29pm 
Me having sex with girls lol (probably 4-5 times a day)...
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Captain Crimson Shaft 23 Apr, 2023 @ 1:48pm 
Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
D1 Diddler 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:00pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this COOL GIRAFFE on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Africa: by Todo 27 Nov, 2020 @ 7:34pm 
Calls me the N word because I’m black -rep
Throw me on your back 21 Oct, 2019 @ 4:58pm 
good man for a good price big rep+
Pappy VanWinkle 19 Mar, 2018 @ 6:11pm 
Be careful. This guy loves ♥♥♥♥.
Tjson 9 Jan, 2016 @ 9:21pm 
Mr. Nigglesworth
MrLostcause 2 Nov, 2015 @ 10:12pm 
You love da ♥♥♥♥
[dG] ScienceDonger 8 Nov, 2011 @ 4:23pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ i love you!
[dG] ScienceDonger 12 Mar, 2011 @ 7:13pm 
i love you
ATAK 3 Jul, 2009 @ 11:48am 
well i'll be damned, if it isn't the infamous Two Faced Semen Snatcher of ancient Port Royal himself. Some say this fellow was the raunchiest pirate who ever lived.