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25 Pieces of toast
2 Pieces of glass
Half a litre of bleach(Tesco/Asda)
99 Toenail clippings(your dads preferably)
1 Finger(you can kill if you need to)
More bleach to finish it off
Step 1:
Put 5 pieces of toast on a plate as we have bleach we don't want it to be soggy af
Step 2:
Pour some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bleach on it any amount will do boi
Step 3:
Now this is a long step so THROW TEN eggs at the sandwich if you miss well gg then you massage it in u wanker then get 33 toenail clippings and sprinkle em around you could call them "seasoning"
Step 4:
Pour the rest of the bleach the eggs the finger toenail clippings oh yea stick the glass in the top to look like horns and you will have a beatiful creation
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