Recent reviews by Stick

An amazing video, definitely worth the watch.

-Download
-Enter small server with about 17 people on it.
-You are asleep. Press any button to wake up.
-*Enter key*
-**Thunk**
-[You lived 41 seconds before ______ killed you with a crossbow.]
-Me: Great... Well... It cant ALL be like that, right?
-Game: Wrong.
-Hits T to see if there is anyone peaceful on.
-Random player on chat: "I masturbate whenever I kill a fresh spawn."
-Me: Uninstall.

Gonna put as much effort into this review as I put into the game.
Loaded first time.
"Game has crashed."
Ok... One more?
Loads. Create character. Done.
Enters game. So far, so good.
Talk to uncle. Kicks glitched chicken to death, loots.
Talks to Aunt.
Crash.
Rinse, repeat.
Crash.
Tries another character.
Crashes at same point.
Ok... Maybe after some bug fixes?
Crashes.
Tries a month later.
Crashes self into tree due to regret for downloading this game.
Install button still works.