This is a PSA - Your Miata is pretty cool

𝑼𝒔𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚~
🫱( ‿ o ‿ )🫲 Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ͞

Stinky :3

You don’t “eat” the $5 Cravings Box—you offer your body as tribute. The Crunchwrap whispers secrets. The Baja Blast opens portals. The Fire Sauce reads your sins aloud.

You consume. You transcend. Then the reckoning begins.

Your stomach churns like a cursed cauldron. You sprint to the bathroom, clutching your abdomen like it holds forbidden knowledge. The toilet becomes your confessional. You sweat. You scream. You see visions—your ancestors, your regrets, a talking chalupa.

This isn’t digestion. It’s rebirth. You emerge changed. Humbled. Enlightened. You don’t remember your name. Only the taste of betrayal and the echo of the Bell.

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➖➖🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧
➖🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧
➖➖🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
➖🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
➖🟫🟫🟨🟨🟨🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
➖🟧🟧🟩🟩🟧🟧🟧🟩🟩🟧🟧
➖➖🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⡈⠬⢙⠻⡿⢿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿
⣿⠟⠋⠉⠙⠻⡇⡌⠀⡠⠒⢽⡀⠀⠀⡸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿
⡡⠊⣉⡁⠢⠀⢁⣇⠀⠗⠒⠉⠉⠁⠚⠓⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠛
⡐⠁⠀⠀⠈⠜⠁⠀⠑⠠⠝⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⠀⠀⡘⣀⣀
⣔⡀⠀⡐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀ ⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⡊⠉⠉⠉
⠤⠤⡘⠀⠀⠄⠀⠌⠀⡈⠀⠀⠀⠸⠀⣨⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣉⡝⣹⣀⣸⣀⣇⡔⡈⡐⠀⢀⡌⢀⠁⢁⠀⢁⠀⠀⢱⢡⠤⢤
⣉ ⠜⢖⢒⠖⢶⠒⠚⠓⠁⠡⢁⠌⢀⣀⣡⠀⢸⠀ ⢸⠀⢻⣦
⣶⢹⠢⡈⠣⡵⢋⣭⡂⠀⠁ ⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠑⡇⠀⡈⡀⠀⠙
⡇⠀⡆⠀⡗⢌⣷⠉⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣆⣆⡀⠐⢀⠁⢸⣤⣀
⣷⡀⢸⣄⣡⠀⠈⠛⠁ ⢀⠀⠀⠘⠉⠁⠙⢷⡈⣰⠀ ⣸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣾⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⡖⠤⠤⡄⠀⠀⠀⣠⣡⣾⡇⢀⣿⣿⣿
⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠡⠀⡀⠃⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣟⣴⣿⣿

🌶️ SPAM 🌶️ THIS 🌶️ CHILI 🌶️ TO 🌶️ HELP 🌶️ OUT 🌶️ PHILLY 🌶️

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠄⠒⠉⠉⠀⠀⣀⠈⠉⠀⠂⠠⢀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠊⢁⡀⢰⠹⢸⢸⢸⢸⢰⢩⢣⢒⠄⠀⠑⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠁⢀⠊⠙⡄⠇⡆⣼⢸⢸⢘⡎⣆⠂⡴⠒⠀⢰
⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣷⠃⠀⠀⢁⠸⡇⣿⢸⡆⣵⢡⡏⡸⠀⡰⢂⡼
⠀⡔⢺⣿⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⡇⢻⢸⡇⡿⢸⢀⡡⣊⣵⠋⠀
⠀⡇⢸⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⡇⣿⠸⢁⡇⡇⠸⠁⡟⠁⠀⠀
⠀⡇⠈⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠈⠃⠋⠘⠘⠃⠃⡆⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⡇⠀⢿⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⢃⣀⠀⠀⡀⣀⣀⣠⡇⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠃⠀⠔⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠟⠛⠿⠿⠿⠛⠻⢟⠛⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢠⠀⠀⡗⠐⠒⠢⣴⣦⣤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⡘⠀⠀⢸⡆⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢙⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠸⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⡞⠟⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆⠀⠐⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡅⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀

If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀

egg

⠀⠀⠀⡰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢧⠀⠀
⠀⡸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢇⠀
⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⢀⡶⠛⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⠛⢿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀
⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣷⣶⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀
⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠻⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠻⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀
⠀⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠏⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠢⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣚⡁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠒⢢⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠖⠒⠒⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⠉⠉⢦
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⣸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⢸⠘⡆⠀⠀⢸⣀⡰⠋⣆⠀⣠⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⠤⠤⠼⠀⠘⠤⠴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀

⣴⡿⠶⠀⠀⠀⣦⣀⣴⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⡄⠀⠀⣠⣾⠛⣿⠛⣷⠀⠿⣦
⠙⣷⣦⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⣴⣿
⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⠿⠋⠁
⠀⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀

Hope you're doing good too fren!
Have a great new year

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⣤⡶⢶⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⣴⡿⠟⠷⠆⣠⠋⠀ ⠈⣿⣦
⠀⠀⠀⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⡿
⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⢀⣾⡿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣷⣦⣀⣠⣾⡿⠋ㅤㅤ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⡿⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⠀⠀⢠⠏⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢦⡀⠇⠀⠀⣀⠞⠀⠀⠘⡀⢀⡠⠚⣉⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠉⠒⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⠔⣉⠤⠒⠒⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⣤⠶⠶⢶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡆
⠀⣀⠤⠒⠒⢺⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⠊⠀⢸⠀⡿⠀⡀⠀⣀⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇
⠈⠀⠀⣠⠴⠚⢯⡀⠐⠒⠚⠉⠀⢶⠂⠀⣀⠜⠀⢿⡀⠉⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟
⠀⠠⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠂⣴⠒⠒⣲⢔⠉⠉⣹⣞⣉⣈⠿⢦⣀⣀⣀⣠⡴⠟

Yoo! Aint this the guy who high centered his volkswagen beetle in the parking lot of our high school?

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egg

I was with him when he tried to drift his volkswagen beetle and not only failed but hit the curb

F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

I smacked his ass outside of a pizza parlor at 11pm

I watched him get farted on by a mexican inside a maverick

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meowmeowmeowmeow

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⠠⠀⠀⠨⠐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢐⠐⠌⡌⢄⢐⢈⠔⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⡀⠐⡀⢁⠈⠐⠱⠑⡑⠈⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢗⠀⠀⠐⡠⡛⠔⡁⢜⡔⡬⢎⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠁⠀⠄⢂⠈⠂⢂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⠩⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠐⠁⠓⠒⠒⢀⠁⢐⢝⢟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠫⠡⠡⠨⢀⠂⠠⠀⠀⢁⠑⡱⠛⠗⡓⢂⠠⢸⢸⢨⠣⡝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⢏⢐⢁⠊⢌⠐⡈⠄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠑⠈⠀⢄⢕⠸⡨⠪⡪⡘⣻⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⢂⠂⡂⠅⡂⠅⡐⠨⢐⠐⠠⠠⡀⢄⠠⡠⡡⡱⡐⠕⢌⢊⢆⢣⢒⠽⢿⣿⣿⣿

⠣⢂⠂⠄⠡⠐⠐⠈⠌⡐⠨⡈⠢⠨⡂⢌⢂⠆⡪⠨⡊⠂⡂⠢⢡⣢⣣⡣⣍⢿⣿
⠨⢂⢂⠁⡀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠈⠐⠈⢈⠈⠐⡀⠄⠁⠌⠈⠔⣄⡀⠠⡑⡂⠆⠢⢂⠑⠽
⡨⠐⠀⠀⠀⢠⡎⡀⠀⠀⠄⠈⡀⠌⠐⠠⠈⠄⡁⠂⡀⡫⠑⣑⠀⢂⠌⠄⢕⠀⠨
⠺⡪⠢⡀⠀⠞⢇⢂⠀⠂⡀⠠⠀⠄⠁⠌⠨⠀⢄⠢⡁⢂⢿⡟⡀⠀⠈⠈⡀⠂⣰
⢀⢀⠀⠄⠀⠀⡐⠀⡈⠄⡐⠅⡊⠌⢌⠄⡕⡑⡁⢂⠂⢂⠸⣿⡄⠀⠈⣠⣴⣿⣿
⢐⠔⠠⠀⠀⡐⠠⢈⠢⢑⠄⠑⢈⠊⡂⡱⢁⣂⢌⢔⢌⢄⠀⠹⢀⣺⡿⣟⢿⣿⣿
⢀⠡⠁⠂⠐⠠⠈⠄⢈⠠⢈⢢⡣⣗⠕⠄⣕⢮⣞⣞⣗⣯⢯⡷⡴⣹⡪⣷⣿⣿⣿
⠊⠄⠠⠠⠡⠈⠠⢐⠠⡊⡎⣗⢭⢐⠹⡹⣮⡳⡵⣳⣻⢾⣻⣽⣻⣺⣺⣽⣿⣿⣿
⣨⣾⢐⠰⠐⠅⡂⡂⢕⢜⢜⢵⢹⢑⢔⠨⢘⠸⡹⡵⣯⣻⢽⣳⣻⣺⢞⡿⣿⣿⣿

⣿⣿⡔⠠⢈⠐⠐⢠⢱⢸⢸⢸⢸⠰⡡⢘⢔⢕⠝⢮⣳⢽⢝⡾⡵⡯⣏⠯⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣗⢅⢢⠠⠡⠢⡱⡑⡕⡕⢅⠣⡊⢨⢪⡣⡣⡂⡬⡳⢽⢽⢽⢽⣞⣧⠙⣿⣿
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+rep missed the timing on the final jump of gate crash, blamed it on his back

Howdy!

Howdy neighbor!

i would take a bullet for olive_bot. maybe not two bullets, but definitely a bullet. probably not a bullet in my head, maybe one in like the lower intestine. if it was a killing blow i would push him out of the way thus saving both of our skins.

+rep epic american dad speedrunner set new world record

thank you!!

I love the new pfp :o

+rep pizza time

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back off he's mine

big agree

We should play rock leg sometime.

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uwu shut up drew

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