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7 people found this review funny
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0.6 hrs on record
Played. Saw that people were saying he finally hopped the gun and busted in his sister. Immediately closed the game and requested a refund.

I'll stick to the old games.

Thank god this is over.
Posted 25 July, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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22.0 hrs on record (18.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Way better than Stardew Valley.
The art is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing.
The story is great so far.
The mines? Way more immersive.
Getting spells to help around your farm so you can focus on other things without wasting half your day has got to be the best part of this game so far.
I see nothing wrong with it and cant wait for more updates.
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record
Game is great.
The jobs, the graphics, the customization... 100% top notch...

But it seems so... Abandoned? Like, they're working more on HF1 than on HF2 from what I see. There's not pets... No fun DLC's,... Nothing. The game gets boring and repetitive after a few hours... And it just makes me want to play HF1 again and just invent in their DLC's....

I don't know, I wish they'd give some more love to HF2, it's got much better well, everything compared to HF1... The game is still glitchy, and I feel like it's lacking in a lot of aspects. For $40, this game stinks... But I'll still put time and effort into it because I love these types of games.

I'd recommend investing in HF1 if you're really thinking about getting one of these games, it has more DLC and more to do.
Posted 31 October, 2024.
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16.8 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Hogwarts Legacy has got to be on my top list of game obsessions at the moment. I absolutely dislike Harry Potter, the movies and books? Read and never liked. But this game? I don't think I'll be putting it down anytime soon! It's extremely immersive, reminds me so much of Skyrim and believe it or not... Wizard 101. It feels so nostalgic but very new at the same time. There's so much detail, so much to explore and do. The quests are entertaining and rewards are never disappointing. The character customization could be better, having played games with more detailed customization options it didnt really live up to my expectations... And not to mention your character looks HORRIBLE outside of cutscenes... That's gotta be my biggest turn off about this game.

Combat is smooth and very easy to get a hold of, and the combos arent too hard to learn either. I got the hang of everything in less than an hour. Combat reminds me of Dark Souls in a sense with the dodging and all. It's so different, especially casting Protego and being able to counter attacks so swiftly it's so satisfying to watch.

The puzzles in the game arent too hard to grasp either. Some can prove challenging but I really do love a good puzzle that takes me a while to solve. Being able to cast Revelio helps solve the majority of the puzzles scattered about. Makes things so much easier to speed through.

The professors and friends you meet within the story are so diverse in their own way. Natty has got to be one of my favorites. She's an extremely informative character with an interesting backstory. Every student has their own little quirk and personality and it's so fun being able to interact with NPC's that don't feel like robots half the time. It doesnt feel like a chore doing their quests or having to face them. Although most of them look very generic and sometimes a little too similiar..

It's been a LONG TIME since i've gotten so deeply immersed into a singleplayer game, but this one truly takes the cake. I highly recommend picking it up. The price tag is a bit high, but when it's on sale it's definitely worth the grab. I hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did.
Posted 1 September, 2024.
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29 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
11.3 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Slime Rancher will and always be my comfort game.

Hard day at work? Slime Rancher
Bad break up? Slime Rancher
No money to pay bills? Cause I bought Slime Rancher!

This game is so colorful, fun and soothing I can spend HOURS on it in a single day. Nothing beats ranchin' up cute lil slimes while they make noises that make your heart swell up.
The first Slime Rancher will always have my heart, it doesnt have a single fault... Although Slime Rancher 2 is amazing in all aspects, im disappointed that it may never be finished. I really hope the Devs work as much as they can into it, I wanna see an end to the story, or maybe more? It's too well made to just be abandoned.

For now I'll leave it as a good review, since as unfinished as it is, it still brings me so much joy and within two days of owning it i already put almost 10 hours into the game.

Thank you Monomi
Posted 14 July, 2024.
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13.6 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
So I'm just gonna be upfront and honest. It's not an "exciting" or "over-the-top-fun-simulation-game"... It's extremely repetitive and grindy. And when I say repetitive... I mean it. It's the same bogus jobs and tenant complaints every second. But if you're bored and just want to go brain dead for a few hours while decorating lil apartments and seeing satisfying reviews afterwards, this is definitely the game for you.

I wouldnt say I'd recommend it... LOL. This caters to the audience that enjoy a brain rot sit and click simulator. And I definitely would not pay full price for this. Get it on sale if you wanna. Hopefully the Devs add more interesting things to do to make this game a little more enjoyable. But I'm 11 hours in and am mildly entertained,
Posted 30 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.4 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
It's a lot of fun but there's a ton of things that could be added to make the game so much better... More customization options, for example. Like the option to make our own animal-kin character? They're all so adorable and it would be awesome to have that as an option in the character customization window.

I had high hopes that this game would be entertaining... It is but it needs a lot of work. The story was too short, I was hoping for more.. There's also a lot of bugs that need fixing, lots of the NPC's get stuck in the water and it's annoying to go and hunt them down.

I can't recommend this game just yet, nor will I give it a thumbs up until actual improvement is made. It has so much potential but I feel like due to tik tok influence they just rushed into releasing the game without thinking twice.
Posted 31 December, 2020.
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6.4 hrs on record
6.4 hours and 67 blissful screenshots later, NEKO WORKs ceases to disappoint me with each Volume of this amazing Visual Novel. It has many life lessons that are extremely wholesome to see the Cat Girls learn throughout their journey. It is always a treat to be transported into this amazing world of bright colors and happy endings.

NSFW is as enjoyable as ever... Though I ended up not downloading the 18+. The story gave enough happiness and fullness. But I will definitely go back with NSFW to see it in it's entirety.

I can't wait to see the mobile app in the works come in full swing, as well as a new Volume if there is to be another.
These Devs deserve more than just a few bucks, I will always buy their work.

Overall, my rating for this particular Volume would come to a solid 9.5/10. It was wholesome, loving and fun to read, but there were a few "fillers" that made it a bit boring after 4 hours. Still, a great buy to pass the time!
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
112.0 hrs on record (110.8 hrs at review time)
Have played this game through Chrome since I was an itty bitty kiddo, found it on Steam a few years later and put 111 hours into it just to attempt to log in and see my account was deleted... Thanks TFM ♥
Posted 4 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
11.8 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
I've only had a few hours of gameplay with the baking DLC and I do have to say, it is a lot of fun.
Unfortunately the fact that the cakes will go flying randomly and you have to waste valuable time to pick up every single cake on the floor is not only a COVID-19 violation... But EXTREMELY ANNOYING. I've wasted so much time I could've put into baking different things for the hashtags of the day just picking up my creations from the floor...

It's got random lag spikes and a few bugs that really throw this game under the bus. But as there are cons, let us look to the pros.
Cooking simulator really lets your creative juices flow when baking and cooking, it's a lot of fun putting all your effort in making these pixelated treats and seeing your money stack and ambitions prosper.
The BakeDex is extremely fun to follow, and a bit frustrating too. But it's always a wonderful feeling to see things done correctly in a timely manner. The instructions are straightforward and simple to follow, which I love because I'm not a visual learner. Reading complicated things will stress me out and throw me into a loop.
Most of the actions are self explanatory, so it's easy to get the hang of things in a matter of minutes.
The perks are my favorite part, they make the game much more simple when it comes to baking/cooking. Whether it is a speed boost or time boost, it adds some pizzazz.

I'll probably update this in the near future as I put more hours into it, but for now it's recommendable and I have a friend that will be purchasing it soon.
Posted 6 July, 2020.
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