Recent reviews by Montana Fats

Suffer not the Heretic, Xenos, nor Mutant to Live.

You are the Emperors sword, his weapon.

Glory to the God Emperor, and death to the heretic.

Burn the heretic! Kill the mutant! Purge the unclean! The Emperor Protects!

FLYING LOW ACROSS THE TREES
PILOTS DOING WHAT THEY PLEASE
DROPPING FRAGS ON REFUGEES

N A P A L M S T I C K S T O K I D S

COBRA FLYING IN SUN,
KILLING ♥♥♥♥♥ IS LOTS OF FUN,
GET ONE PREGENANT AND IT'S A TWO FOR ONE,

N A P A L M S T I C K S T O K I D S

ATTETTION CITIZEN, MULTIPLE THIRD-PARTY INVIVIDUALS HAVE REPORTED ONE OR MORE OF YOUR RECENT ACTIONS AS BEING INAPPROPRIATE. ONCE A CITIZEN IS NOTIFIED IN SUCH A MANNER, SAID CITIZEN IS REVIEWED BY MEMBERS OF THE ADEPTS ARBITES IN ACCORDANCE TO THE BOOK OF JUDGMENT. UPON REVIEW WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE FOLLOWING ACTIONS ARE IN VIOLATION OF THE BOOK OF JUDGMENT. GIVING NEGATIVE VIEWS ON YOUR TOASTER COMPUTER. YOUR IMPERIAL RIGHT OF EXISTENCE HAS RECEIVED ONE JUDGMENT, WHICH WILL EXPIRE UPON YOUR DEATHBED. ADDTIIONAL VIOLATIONS MAY RESULT IN DISABLING OF YOUR LEGS OR THE PERMANENT TERMINATION OF YOUR LIFE. PLEASE NOTE THAT KILLING YOURSELF WILL NOT RESOLVE THE JUDGMENT ON YOUR EXISTENCE. AS YOU WILL BE REASSEMBLED AS A SEMI-SENTIENT SERVITOR UNTIL YOUR TITHE HAS BEEN PAID TO THE IMPERIUM. IF YOU WISH AN APPEAL TO THE ADEPTUS ARBITES TO COUNTER ACT YOUR JUDGMENT PLEASE INFORM US AS TO WHY YOU BELIEVE THE JUDGMENT TO BE WRONGFUL IN TWENTY WORDS OR LESS. YOU HAVE REACHED OVER YOUR MAXIMUM WORD COUNT! WE IN THE ADEPTUS ARBITES SHALL NOW PROCESS YOUR APPEAL. UNTIL THEN, YOUR LEGS SHALL BE DISABLED AND YOUR FOOD SUPPLY SHALL BEL IMITED TO ONE AND A HALF RATIONS PER WEEK. WE APPRECIATE YOUR UNDERSTANDING.

ATTETTION CITIZEN, MULTIPLE THIRD-PARTY INVIVIDUALS HAVE REPORTED ONE OR MORE OF YOUR RECENT ACTIONS AS BEING INAPPROPRIATE. ONCE A CITIZEN IS NOTIFIED IN SUCH A MANNER, SAID CITIZEN IS REVIEWED BY MEMBERS OF THE ADEPTUS ARBITES IN ACCORDANCE TO THE BOOK OF JUDGMENT. UPON REVIEW WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE FOLLOWING ACTIONS ARE IN VIOLATION OF THE BOOK OF JUDGMENT. GIVING NEGATIVE REVIEWS WITHOUT REASON AGAIN ON YOUR TOASTER., BEING A UPPITY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! THIS S THE SECOND AND THIRD JUDGMENT UPON YOUR IMPERIAL RIGHT OF EXISTENCE. ACCORDINGLY, WE WILL WRECK YOUR FACE AND BURN YOUR CORPSE LIKE THE HERETIC YOU ARE. SORRY, WE CANNOT ACCEPT ADDITIONAL APPEALS FOR YOUR INNOCENCE AT THIS TIME, AS ONE OF YOUR APPEALS IS STILL PENDING. WE APPERCIATE YOUR UNDERSTANDING.